Hello, Yes, This Is My Boy

Me when my friends or crush go away for a while

Lil welcome home thing. hanzo was off helping genji with something and cowboy missed him

kofi

I love how fucking Reptile is already inflating an acid bubble

when kitana said in mk:sm that reptile and mileena are inseparable all i could think was this…

First Kiss- I would rather die then kiss this burning trash can😡😡🤬🤬👿👿

Best Friend- Bitch, we cutting up🤪🤪🤪🤪on our way to annoy Aizawa

Enemy- Damn what have I done to become YOUR enemy Mirio😱

Ex lover- YOU ARE A CHILD

One night stand- Again. YOU ARE A CHILD

Lover- Omfg what the fuck JUST LOCK ME UP

Your #1 fan- Honestly, i aint even mad😏😏

Betrayed by- Dude no why would you do this😱😱

Saved by- Hell yeah!!! We ride together we die together😌👊

All my babies!!!!!

Excuse you, you little shit?? I am poor OF COURSE I FUCKING WANT IT

HC — helping his sub out (M)

⌦ pairing: bokuto koutarou x female reader

⌦ genre: smut

⌦ word count: 1.3k

⌦ warnings: manga spoilers, swearing, phone sex, mastrbation, ddlg (daddy dom-little girl) dynamic, dom!bokuto, sub!reader, dirty talk, degradation <33

⤷ after being with Bokuto for several years, you should be used to him being away from home for several weeks because of matches in other cities or even countries

⤷ but no matter how much time passes, every single time he‘s gone for longer than three days, you find yourself growing disgustingly needy

⤷ it‘s not even in your control anymore; after all the two of you fuck on an almost daily basis so not being able to touch each other for such a long period is more than just a challenge for the both of you

⤷ bokuto is definitely a lot more collected when it comes to it, whereas you like to be a whimpering and whining mess by the end of the fourth day

⤷ most of the time you just pull out one of your favorite toys and make yourself cum until you‘re as overstimulated as possible; this being the only way to satisfy you for at least a day

⤷ but sometimes, your body craves him in a way you can‘t really explain it

⤷ and to your luck bokuto always ends up being just as horny as you when those times roll around and the two of you end up having phone sex which stills those craving for a little longer than just a day

⤷ so, overwhelmed by several waves of arousal and lust, you find yourself calling your boyfriend with literal tears streaming down your cheeks because no matter how hard you‘d tried, you just couldn‘t finish; your body literally refusing to orgasm for some unknown reason

⤷ however, at that exact moment bokuto is booked and busy at a business dinner with possible sponsors

⤷ seeing your name appear on the display of his phone almost instantly makes him smile and with a quick excuse, he picks your call up

⤷ atsumu, shoyo and even kiyoomi are quick to notice the change in their teammate‘s demeanor the second bokuto lifts the device to his ear

⤷ little do they know that the reason for his eyes widening and his mouth drying is because of your soft little voice desperately crying for him

⤷ “daddy, i n-need you”, you sob, your voice a mere whisper and every single one of your words filled with despair and frustration

⤷ if he didn‘t know you like the back of his hand, bokuto would have panicked already because after all you‘re literally crying but he knows exactly why

⤷ the longer it takes him to respond to you, the louder your sobs get, the muffled sound of your vibrator sending shivers down his spine and after clearing his throat a bit too loudly, bokuto excuses himself from the table

⤷ by the time he finally reaches the WC, your incoherent sobs have turned into soft whimpers of his name

⤷ “baby”, he finally replies, pulling you out if your lust filled haze and easily calming you down; the sound of his voice like music to your ears

⤷ you start whining, squirming on your bed, dressed in nothing but one of his shirts, cunt absolutely soaked and clenching around nothing like crazy as you wait for your daddy to finally take care of you

⤷ bokuto has seen you needy, incredibly horny and desperate so many times already but to hear you like this never fails to drive him absolutely crazy and he can already feel himself growing harder the longer he listens to your whimpers

⤷ “calm down, baby; take a deep breath and tell daddy what‘s wrong”, he mumbles softly, the haze of arousal growing thicker as he remembers the feeling of your tight cunt wrapped around his cock

⤷ you bury your face into his pillow, inhaling his scent while pushing your hand in between your legs again, telling him about how you‘ve been struggling to get off with heavy breathes falling past your lips

⤷ “it‘s been so long, daddy”, you cry and start rubbing your clit slowly, sparks of pleasure making you gasp for air, “i need you and your big cock, want you to fuck me until i can‘t walk anymore, please”

⤷ bokuto just hums lowly, letting his head fall against the door with a deep sigh as he palms himself through the fabric of his pants

⤷ “look at my needy, needy little baby”, he begins, making you whine in response, “reminding me that she‘s actually nothing but a cockhungry little slut, hm”, bokuto adds, the softness of his deep voice a contrast to his degrading words, making your pussy clench in despair

⤷ “are you touching that slutty little pussy of yours, baby?”, without even hesitating for a second, you let out a sound of affirmation, rubbing your clit a little faster before you force yourself to stop, knowing that your daddy is going to take care of you because that‘s what he always does

⤷ bokuto guides you through the whole process, making sure to tease you and let you know just how much he‘s missing you by groaning and moaning right into the phone

⤷ as you slowly pump your fingers into your spasming cunt, you lose yourself in the mental image of bokuto‘s strong body clad in an expensive suit, pretty fingers firmly wrapped around his throbbing cock as he pleasures himself to the sound of you doing the same

「”D-Daddy”, you whimper, thrusting your fingers even faster into your pussy, just barely managing to graze your sweet spot no matter how hard you try, “I‘m c-close!”

Bokuto groans at your words, almost brutally fucking his fist as his lids flutter closed and all he can think about is the memory of your tight, sweet cunt gripping his thick cock like a vice. Hearing your needy moans and whimpers has him a lot more worked up than he would have thought and he is surprised at the way he‘s literally about to cum, too.

“There we go, that‘s my fucking girl”, Bokuto moans into the phone, trying so desperately to keep his voice down to avoid any awkwardness once he leaves the wahsroom, “fucking her little cunny like the good baby she is. F-Fuck, daddy loves you so much, angel.”

You whimper at his praise, your sight slowly but surely growing hazier as the sweet taste of your upcoming high starts coating the tip of your tongue.

“Please, daddy”, you whisper and gasp for air when the first, yet small wave of your orgasm hits you and leaves you breathless, “please let me cum, I‘ve been so good for you.”

“Do it. Fucking do it, now. Cum for me, baby, cum all over your pretty little fingers”, Bokuto hisses through gritted teeth, his own pleasure leaving him just as breathless and if it wasn‘t for the disgusting urge to hear you cum before him, he would have come already.

And when you press your palm against your clit yet again, you finally stumble over the edge. A row of loud moans, whimpers and sobs is easily muffled as you bury your face in bokuto’s pillow yet again.

You cum for what feels like hours, absolutely missing the was Bokuto also finishes with a soft little cry of your name, his heavy breathing and harsh gulps the first thing you hear after finally coming down from your intense high.

With your shaky thighs firmly pressed together and chest heaving like crazy, you wipe away the tears from your cheeks.

“Fuck, baby”, Bokuto sighs and lets out a breathy chuckle, “you‘re such a good girl. Daddy‘s so proud of you. I can‘t wait to come home and punish you for touching yourself without my permission. You‘re lucky you‘re so fucking cute when you‘re needy of I would have teased the shit out of you.” You giggle at his words and whisper words of gratitude, exhaustion overwhelming you and the urge to slip into a deep sleep slowly overwhelms you.

“Now go and rest, baby”, Bokuto sighs, “you deserve it.”」

You're mother is fucking amazing JESUS CHRIST

quotes from my mom on her first watch of hamilton

“well damn, they just told the whole story.”

“wait, do they sing the WHOLE TIME?”

“did they cast like this on purpose?” “like what?” “with all these poc playing racist white men?” “yeah mom, it’s ironic”

“who is that again? i can’t remember who is who”

“THAT’S MARS FROM SHES GOTTA HAVE IT!”

“wait, they’re sisters?”

“why is he so spitty?”

*during satisfied* “well that’s kinda shitty of her to make a move on her sister’s husband” “no, we just rewinded”

*still during satisfied* “didn’t we just watch this?” “MOM, WE WENT BACK IN TIME”

“i love that frenchman”

“some of the actors are playing new characters now” “why the hell would they do that?”

“SALLY HEMMINGS?”

“why she so pressed about the comma?”

*at the end of say no to this* “this is a SCANDAL.”

“he didn’t spit as much this time”

“this man really snitched on himself?”

“no way he would’ve cheated on angelica if they got married. she would’ve beat his ass.”

“he’s really asking him to duel because he didn’t endorse him for president? grow up.”

“eliza wins the musical”

Someone make this a thing

👀

I would feel like a murderer

where can I buy this kind of gummy

I think they missed one wheres snake??

eurymachus' character description in e. v rieu's glossary is so funny to me sorry. just "hypocrite" out of nowhere 😭