I Would Feel Like A Murderer

Oh ok, so you're just gonna make me cry like this

Proof that Apollo can't act functional around cute guys-

Oh Apollo, you absolute lovesick idiot...

this is one of the reasons why I love him

Bonus:

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

This was literally me the whole time playing the game

Carlos, watching Jill kick Nemesis' ass in the dissolving chamber:

Jill, watching Carlos defend her and fight Nicholai:

Jill, in the helicopter with Carlos, leaving Nicholai and Raccoon City to be completely flattened by the missile:

1: ~I've been working on the railroad~

2: Man I hope I don't get lost...

3: That'd be really embarrassing...

4: What am I doing??

5: I'm so smalltalk probably won't even see me...

6: Oh!! Hello there!! I'm sorry if I'm in your way.

7: I'm not? Oh good then.

8: My name is karchuckles! My Mama made me to go on a journey!

9: Because I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

10: Mama said that one day I just popped up on her pillow when she woke up one morning.

11: Mama told me stories before I left about the Greek Gods.

12: And...

13: I wanna know if it's true, so I'm gonna go find them!

14! Wish me luck!! Goodbye stranger!!!

Yo, he is so happy that there is a cookie that looks like him

First kiss- I. AM. GOING. TO. JAIL🚔🚔🚔🚔

Best Friend- He would not be able to stand me PERIODT😌💅

Enemy- Bitch, I will still beat YOUR ASS😡🤬

Ex Lover- See😖 he dumped my annoying ass

One Night Stand- Who the fuck is you🤔

Lover- Get THE FUCK back i do not FUCK with blood🖕🖕🖕🖕

#1 Fan- I cant remember your name dude😅

Betrayed by- I am not easily offended..........but😧

Saved By- Sadly he'd regret saving my sorry ass🤪

He straight up said fuck this shit I'm out

" And only my husband, my heartbeat, my only reason besides our beautiful son for living, knows that so I guess you're him then hm??😑 "

Penelope: yeah so move the bed.

Odysseus, covered in blood: honey, love of my life, my Penelope, the reason for breathing, the fuck you mean move the damn tree!

This is a whole ass mood. First, the face of oh shit is she bored of me? And then the face of shit oh shit she is just tired. Thank god

Everytime they talk all I hear are small chipmunks🤣🤣

:D

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Me veo en la obligación de aclarar que hice esto a las cuatro de la madrugada, así que no me dí cuenta de que estaba usando un pincel tan grueso. ☹️😭 Perdón que se vea tan desprolijo.

Creador de Cloudysseus y Cloudyseidon: @kdpartworks

Diseño de Odysseus y Poseidón hechos por Neat Ilustration en Youtube.

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I feel obliged to clarify that I did this at 4am, so I didn't realise I was using such a thick brush. ☹️😭 Sorry it looks so messy.

Creator of Cloudysseus and Cloudyseidon: @kdpartworks

Odysseus and Poseidon designs by Neat Ilustration on Youtube.