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someone on the left labelled as "reader impressed by the meticulous foreshadowing" smiling and shaking michael scott's hand who looks confused and is labelled "the author who had no idea those things connected at all

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3 years ago

gorgeous gorgeous girls love talking to themselves in their room and living out their silly little scenarios until they realise they are exhibiting serious signs of mental illness

3 weeks ago
They Hate Her For Being The Funniest Bitch Alive
They Hate Her For Being The Funniest Bitch Alive
They Hate Her For Being The Funniest Bitch Alive

They hate her for being the funniest bitch alive

6 months ago
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause
“And I Don’t Think Anybody Should Feel Bad If They Get Diagnosed With A Mental Illness, ’cause

“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.

“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)

1 year ago

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

1 year ago
A post on the r/energydrinks subreddit with a picture of a monster drink frozen into a popsicle and the title "Does making energy drinks into popsicles lower the efficacy if the caffeine? I enjoy mixing together multiple kinds of energy drinks and freezing them into caffeinesciles... but if the freezing process is degrading the caffeine molecules, I'll stop immediately. I need maximum torque."
A comment from u/longrange_tiddymilk that reads "No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?" 
OP u/Limo-Dick_Calvin replies, "No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [link to update post]" 
u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 replies, "bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon [frozen emoji]"
Post from u/Limp-Dick_Calvin on r/energydrinks reading: "Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report: 
Hey guys, its limp dick calvin, many of you might of seen my post yesterday about my practice of freezing my energy drinks into icy caffeinesicles for my sucking pleasure. Now, quite a few creative folks recommended that I boof the popsicle for maximum caffeine absorption. I've always wanted to boof something, whether that be alcohol, acid, or caffeine, but I never have. Acid is feasible I guess, but the idea of pouring a liquid down my rectum just sounds difficult and unpleasant. For one, my butthole is rather tight as it has never been penetrated, so I can't imagine my brown balloon knot would be accepting of any liquid visitors, if you know what I mean. Another thing is if I managed to get the liquid in there, and then stood up, is it just coming right back out? Just a total mess of a concept imo. However, a caffeinesicle actually provides me with the perfect way to get an energy drink up my asshole. So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night with a mixture of C4 and monster energy, and this morning at 11am, I went into my backyard and used a chair to sit on the popsicle, successfully booing it. I didn't know if I should bob up and down on it like a dildo, so l just sat there. And boy, was it COLD. I felt like I was being possessed by a frost demon. However, I felt absolutely electrified. Like my blood was made of energy drink itself. I don't know if it was the freezing cold, or the rapid absorption of caffeine through my colon, or both. This felt like adderall being mainlined into my veins."
continued from previous post: "After about 3 minutes or so, the popiscle had completely melted in my asshole. I looked around for witnesses, stood up, pulled up my pants, and went to go take a shower in case any leaked out onto my legs. It's been 3 hours since and I still feel like a thousand bucks. I feel like all my brain fog is gone and if I wanted to, I could teach myself how to do commercial real estate in like 6 hours of research. I feel like my brain is limitless. Anyway, just wanted to share with you guys. I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now. That's about it. See ya."

Comment from u/ImpactFire1021: "I need to get off this app man"

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2 years ago
Avatrice + Improvised Moments
Avatrice + Improvised Moments
Avatrice + Improvised Moments

Avatrice + Improvised moments

Alba Baptista really said "they didn't write us gay enough" and just went with it

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