"this Too Shall Pass" Well Can It Fucking Get On With It

Lilia, where do you go?

Dare I say this is Tumblr's greatest bit of all time

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

talking to myself out loud and disagreeing with myself every now and then so that the spirits lingering in the cold corners of my room don't accuse me of monolithic thinking

I've tasted employment. I've tasted unemployment. I suggest money should start growing on trees so I can buy whatever I want.

Being in love is so funny, sometimes you know right away, sometimes it takes years and many near-death experiences to realize you’re in love with your child’s other dad