Had The Epiphany Last Night That The Opposite Of A Bottle Of Holy Water Is A Cursed Molotov.

No it's a thing now, you can't take this from me

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

Reasons I would have been burned at the stake for being a witch in the 1600's -

1. Love to read.

2. Love to garden.

3. Love to bake and mix things together in little pots.

4. I study science (I literally have a Bachelor's in biology).

5. I do not want kids.

6. I do not want a partner.

7. My dream is to be a hermit in a log cabin in the woods with a cat and an axolotl as my company.

Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!

Aight two people liked the pie post, if I'm feeling better tomorrow I'm making pie.

also is anyone else as haunted by the carnivorous squirrels as I am? i feel like that was brushed aside way too fast. not only is the idea of that ultra fucked up but one of the most loveable characters ever had to endure their wrath. i get nauseous if i think about it too hard.

You know what, maybe I will.

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

Okay but it is so painful that i have to pay to exist. Most parks close at sunset. "Loitering" is a legitimate crime. Hotel rooms go for $200 a night. I can't afford rent or a mortgage. My mother can barely afford the mortgage on her house thay she's had for 25 years. Trying to go off the grid would be the same amount of effort if not more for paying off a house. This game sucks.

why the hell am I getting so much Phineas and Ferb content on my dash

This is exactly what I meant earlier, btw.