Also Is Anyone Else As Haunted By The Carnivorous Squirrels As I Am? I Feel Like That Was Brushed Aside

there's a theory that the seven days of creation are metaphorical - to connect the attributes of the ancient Egyptian gods to a singular God. another theory is that the days themselves are metaphorical, and that each element of creation corresponds to the order of cosmic development.

there's a theory that early humans inhabited around water sources, and that eating sea food, rich in omega fatty acids, contributed to our mental development. the apple is a metaphor. we gained self awareness - and through it, existential dread.

there's a theory that our souls interact with the physical world at the quantum level, which dominoe-effects into the electromagnetic spectrum, allowing us to interact with our surroundings. isn't it strange that an electron changes its behavior just from our observation of it?

This paints such a beautiful picture

You know what, maybe I will.

why the hell am I getting so much Phineas and Ferb content on my dash

Mutual combat laws should be a thing everywhere. Society would be so much calmer if everyone was aware that they're free to consensually beat the shit out of each other if both parties deem it necessary.

too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

I want to learn swordfighting, but like, at home. Does anyone have any resources?

Reasons I would have been burned at the stake for being a witch in the 1600's -

1. Love to read.

2. Love to garden.

3. Love to bake and mix things together in little pots.

4. I study science (I literally have a Bachelor's in biology).

5. I do not want kids.

6. I do not want a partner.

7. My dream is to be a hermit in a log cabin in the woods with a cat and an axolotl as my company.

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!