Love The Red On This One. Real

Made this for anyone who wants it. I will not say who i voted i wish to remain impartial

Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained

Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.

Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.

Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.

Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.

Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.

Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.

This is genuinely hilarious to me

Tactical

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

lot of people harbor the subconscious opinion that poc (especially black people) have to be grateful and trip over themselves with thanks for every crumb they get. that’s why you have people angry at john boyega rightfully talking about how he doesn’t fw star wars. that’s why you have people telling you not to criticize any “representation” or “diversity” in books and on tv. y’all are projecting this “don’t bite the hand that feeds you” mentality onto us not realizing that we aren’t getting fucking fed.

i feel this is as good a time as any to reiterate that tumblr should not be your primary source of news, nor should it really be any of your sources of news. this is a blogging site and theres no verification of who people are nor any way of knowing how accurate the information shared is nor why it’s being shared. be careful what you share and engage in healthy criticism of news sources, there is a literal war happening.

take care of yourselves, and much love and solidarity for ukraine💙💛