So True. 

what qualifies as a “bad” omen?? asking for a friend

This is so accurate. 

@gayvenomsnake

The real tragedy. 

julius caesar has been dead for 2063 years and they still havent made a movie that depicts him as the bisexual disaster he was

Caesar: Knowing when to shut up. 

Tertulla: Remembering when friends’ and relatives’ birthdays are.

Brutus: Any sense of self-preservation. 

Cassius: Seriously guys! It was a rhetorical question. 

Cassius: other than cooking, what basic life skills don't I have?

Can I Copy Your Homework? Mass Effect 2 Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Garrus Vakarian, Kelly Chambers, Tali’Zorah, Dr. Chakwas

Yeah, Sure: Thane Krios, Grunt, Legion

Bold of You to Assume I Did the Homework: Joker Moreau, Kasumi Goto

LOL Nope: Miranda Lawson, Jack, Zaeed Massani

Wait, We Had Homework: Jacob Taylor

Read at 5:55 P.M.: The Illusive Man, Samara (she doesn’t understand messaging that well)

Can I Copy Your Homework? Kotor II Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Mical, Jedi Exile

Yeah, Sure: Bao-Dur, Visas Marr

Bold of You to Assume I Did the Homework: Atton Rand, Mira

LOL, Nope: Brianna, Tee-Three, Canderous Ordo

Wait, We Had Homework: HK-47

Read at 5:55 P.M.: Kreia, Hanharr

ROFL. Angeline is hilarious! 

Sydney: Angeline, why are you drawing a pentagram on the floor?

Angeline: You told me to satanise the dorm before you returned.

Sydney:

Sydney: I said ‘sanitise’, Angeline.

She was totally ok with Antinous, unlike the rest of Rome. 

One strange roman “family” (from left to right): Antinous (two on the left side), Hadrian, Sabina

I laughed at this more than I should.

Doctor: You literally have every STD

Antony: Gotta catch 'em all

Catfighting is Overrated

The sexist fridging of Meetra Surik to make Revan suffer has already been discussed in depth already, but the one thing no one has mentioned is that apparently Bastila Shan doesn’t get along with her and is jealous of her “special relationship” with Revan. The whole women fighting over a man is overdone, overrated, and sexist. It assumes that every woman wants/needs a man (ignoring preferring women, being asexual, being aromantic, or gasp! deciding you’re happy being single), and that all women are in competition for men. Not that this doesn’t happen in real life, but to assume that the only way women relate to each other is viewing each other as competition for “getting” a man is cliché and sexist. 

The main reason I headcanon Meetra and Bastila as BFFs is a big FU to Karpsyshyn’s sexist writing, and it’s way more complex and fascinating to have Bastila and Meetra, be BFFs who had a falling out over Meetra joining the Revanchists then to have them be another cliché catfight over a man.