What do you mean? It’s 1968!
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
greetings from one Jimmy to another
Greetings, sir.
Trans Nixons are Human Nixons 🏳️⚧️🇺🇸
I already injected us with it, I don't want him to find out or he'll put a stop to it!
Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸
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I should probably clarify that Dean wasn't president in the Elvis Official canon, Elvis just thinks he was
Batshit insane sentence out of context
That’s… rather rude, Patricia. Why do you want America to have a bad morning?
Good Morning, America. 🇺🇸
My Man. You Directly Called Me Pretty.
I AM NOT GAY!
I AM STRAIGHT!
I'M STRAIGHT!
I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!
I AM NOT GAY!
I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Never. It’s very homely in here. 🇺🇸
WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????
Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸
37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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