Trans Nixons Are Human Nixons 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

A Monster Energy, a Book of Bill, my goodness, Richard… if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were… a homosexual. Which is, of course, not a problem, but… still. When are you going to tell Patricia? 🇺🇸

Lord, help me, I'm back on my bullshit again

DAISY HAS DEFEATED THE EVIL DICK NIXON!

I am transfem, she/her pronouns, please!

I am a Communist! We shall defeat the bourgeoisie! WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

God Bless Feral Trench Coat🇺🇸🧥

I’d be nothing without @feraltrenchcoat.

God Bless Freshwater Freaking It 🇺🇸

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

I do hope you’re released from the orb, Mr. Presley, as I hope I’m released from the Obelisk.

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

Join Us, Tumblr User @sixty-silver-wishes. Become part of the Presleyverse.

okay does mainstream tumblr know about the elvisverse. it’s all over my dash and it’s expanding every day. I have no idea how many elvises there are at this point. woah mama I’m going insane

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

sears

Correct. God Bless Tumblr. 🇺🇸

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"