Wine, Contempt, Pathology...

Come back to me when it's the super Mario brothers sisters. I mean, the super mario sisters. Come back when super mario brothers matio and luigi are super mario sisters. Return to me when it is super mario and super luigi are sisters. Super Mario super sisters. Come back when the sisters an be them. Come back. Make them girls.

As a slightly below-average person, I can confirm, also this. I'm here to conquer Mt. Everest, not let it conquer me.

I may be biased bc I’m taller than 99.8% of people, but I think when you see an attractive tall woman instead of going “awooga big woman I want her to rail me” you should go “wow she’s tall, I want to bend her over and make her squirm”

nonono...He's right.

I don't appreciate this slander, Wade.

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years

OP, I wish I knew your bliss.

i'm so glad tiktok didn't exist when I was in high school I would not have survived those influencers

Yes I did mean to call it my website. I've been here since 2011 I'm sure I've gotten pretty high on the line of succession by now

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

Huh…Now, what do I make of this?

@nero-the-dumbass @annahmiraculousmillenium

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

I’m 50/50 alastor might not kill me but I’m annoying so he might

Tagging : @akemiozawa @twsted-princess @twst-nadira-oc @ellovett @crazyyanderefangirlfan @celiica @achy-boo @cutiecrpze @mimitwst and anyone else who wants to join

Best of luck

On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!

Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...

Say Cheese and Die!

The first great cover, in my opinion.

Night of the Living Dummy

Genuinely Creepy...

Return of the Mummy

It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.

Attack of the Mutant

Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?

Monster Blood III

I swear I've had those shoes.

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.

The Headless Ghost

I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.

Egg Monsters from Mars

I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.

How to Kill a Monster

Big Grassy Paws.

Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...

Calling All Creeps!

Just a couple of cards...

Chicken Chicken

Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].

The Blob That Ate Everyone

WET n VEINY

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

This might be my favorite one, actually.

The Haunted School

Those eyes...

Werewolf Skin

There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.

I Live in Your Basement!

Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.