Really, What Is Canon? There’s Just A Bunch Of Movies, Shows, Books, Comics And Games Of Different

Castle spoilers ahead, in case anyone cares hasn’t watched it all yet

Senator Bracken telling Kate that she should be grateful to him for killing her mom giving her The Tragic BackstoryTM that motivated her & led to all of her current achievements is so Tumblr-writing-prompt-esque… I can’t

Today’s mood soundtrack: Turning Your Life Into Horrible Pain (mealtime remastered version) by Wisdom Tooth & The Gums feat. Entire Cheek

”and then they woke up and realised none of it was real” is the most pathetic way to end a story ever. If I find a worse one, I’ll inform y’all.

Nacho: I prevented Salamanca’s murder today

Mike: Really? How did you do that?

Nacho: Self-control

May the 4th truly is a blessed day in the Nerdom calendar:

May the 4th be with you.

Reichenbach Falls Day.

The second day in the yearly celebration of Dracula.

I wonder, how many other days have such a level of importance in so many fandoms? Surely there must be others?

Conclusion: someone at the UU ships toxic yaoi. Probably the Senior Wrangler.

(From what we know about wizards, any possible couple that might find themselves under mistletoe will inevitably be toxic)

"Tell me, Senior Wrangler, we never invited any women to the Hogswatchnight Feast, did we?"

"Of course not, Archchancellor," said the Senior Wrangler. He looked up in the dust-covered rafters, wondering what had caught Ridcully's eye. "Good heavens, no, they'd spoil everything, I've always said so."

"So why, every year, do we hang a damn great bunch of mistletoe up there?"

"well, er... it's... well, it's... it's symbolic, Archchancellor."

(scenes from Hogfather feat. the Senior Wrangler NOT beating the allegations)

Today would have been his 77th birthday, so

Hogfather A’tuin Pyramids Ponder Ynci’s helmet

Brutha Igor Rincewind Thud! Hex Death Ankh-Morpork Yeti

Terry Pratchett!

Jimmy, to Lalo: You’re a monster!

Lalo: And you are a lawyer. Nobody’s perfect.

Love how Tuco's Abuelita is presented to the audience as a harmless old lady that is innocent of her grandson's crimes, but she tells Tuco to use club soda to get the "salsa" stain out of the carpet.

Except club soda will do jack shit for that stain. It will, however, clean up blood stains.

So true

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