Nacho: I Prevented Salamanca’s Murder Today

Nacho: I prevented Salamanca’s murder today

Mike: Really? How did you do that?

Nacho: Self-control

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded


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— Theatre

— Rainbows

— Cool scientific experiments

— Butterflies

— Bees

— Tricks and illusions

— Photography

— Musical instruments

— Corvids

— Artistic makeup

— Dogs

— Friendship

"magic doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works."

-Dreams

-Shooting stars

-music

-stories

-poetry

-Salmon runs

-waterfalls

-house cats

-Aurora borealis

-oil paintings


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Publisher: Okay, look, I appreciate your creative approach, but have you considered that a book for children about befriending a local bird flock probably should not be named “My First Murder”?

Me: But it’s not just about some bird flock. It’s about a murder of crows. That’s the term. We’re supposed to educate our children, right?


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anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.


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Damn, this is such cool analysis, I don’t know what to say… I’m jealous. I want to study this. I wanna be able to do this. I wanna be able to use this on myself. I want to design character costumes like this. I don’t need more skill envy in my life, help

idle Jaskier-related notion:

Joey Batey is really approximately the same size and shape as Henry Cavill, and there are a number of clever techniques in pretty much all Jaskier's costumes to hide this fact and make him look about three or four inches narrower than he actually is. The costumers work really really hard to make him look that twinky, often with cleverly cut shoulder decorations that pretend he's trying to look bigger than he is and have the actual effect of making him look a lot lighter.

On a Doylistic level this makes sense, because it's hard to make Geralt look Huge and Imposing next to your non-combatant harmless sidekick if said sidekick is a jacked six foot burly man.

On a Watsonian level, however, the notion of Jaskier as this big meaty dude aggressively arguing with all his tailors to ensure that he looks as non threatening and foppish and entertaining as possible while also looking as sexy as he can (for a Jaskier definition of sexy, at least) is generating considerable entertainment for me this fine morning.


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reblog with one creative goal that you would like to pursue in 2025 in the tags

it doesn’t have to be ‘big’ and there is no pressure to complete said goal. but i’d love to hear from writers, artists, performers, academics, designers, coders, and so on! 🤍

if it’s a creative outlet, it’s included. let’s inspire each other ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚


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When Nutt's Upset He Shrinks And I'm Obsessed With That

When Nutt's upset he shrinks and I'm obsessed with that


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…master of none, better than master of one (I hope)

she/her || I’m a writer, I swear || and a huge fangirl || also a language learner and a nerd in general and a lot of other things

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