It's My Birthday!!

Yes.

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Headcanon about Dazai because why not ??

1 - Dazai once tried to sell Kunikida's notebook for 500$, because this man is broke.

2 - Dazai knows Kunikida's notebook by heart, he can even recite it.

3 - Dazai often dream about Odasaku, and how things could have been very different if Dazai arrived earlier.

4 - Dazai actually ignores that Ranpo knows Odasaku, and Ranpo never tells him because he genuinely feels guilty.

5 - Dazai really wants to be a father figure for Atsushi, or at least a brother figure. Because he wants to know how it feels to be proud, even if he needs to be proud of someone else.

6 - Dazai is tried to steal Fukuzawa's wallet.

7 - When he was young, Dazai dissected the insects he killed

8 - He's scared of dogs and spiders, but he's too proud to admit it.

9 - Dazai also sucks at offering gifts, he always says "Why do I need to offer you a gift ? I'm already the best one you can have."

10 - Dazai mimic Odasaku's expression

11 - The reason Dazai became attached to Kunikida was because he and Oda share the same sense of justice, and neither Oda, neither Kunikida wants to see anyone die because/in front of them.

12 - Dazai once cried because he was so tired of works that he ended up crying

13 - Yosano never authorised Dazai to touch her butterfly pin, since it's from an ability and that Dazai's ability is always actived.

14 - Dazai once skipped work to go to a restaurant that serves crabs.

15 - He always comeback whenever the problem is actually done, not when we need him.

16 - He always pet the random cats on the street.

17 - He never loved kids, he found them annoying and childish

18 - Him and Ranpo always make dumb bet like "The first one who solves 16 cases pays the other a snack." Ranpo always wins.

19 - When he and Kenji or Atsushi play chess, monopoly or whatever, he always lets them win.

20 - He, once, eats lipgloss to d*e. Expect that Kunikida caught him and Dazai tried to explain. Kunikida didn't wanted to know tho…

I saw NO ONE talking about this scene in the season 4 opening.

Let me explain. Both of them are alone. There is not Fukuzawa or Dazai after them. They are both the only ones having this type of scene, and in their scenes, no one is with them. Like how they feel. Ranpo feels alone in this world he considers as filled with "monsters" he just can't understand. And Yosano felt alone in this war, because she was the reason it kept going, and she was alone facing it because no one understood.

Ranpo opens his eyes, while Yosano closes her eyes. During approximately the same period (I think I'm not sure), Ranpo's life started from total hell and went from heaven , while Yosano it's the opposite. And you can even see it from where they are positioned! Ranpo is at right while Yosano is at left.

Plus, it somehow strengthens their friendships. Because no one is there except them. It shows that, even though they are opposites they complement each other.

Or maybe I'm just overreacting the scene like those english teacher who overreact to what the writer means-

Headcanon that Dazai always asks “okay or not?” without any explanation to Kunikida, before doing smth stupid bc if it turns bad it's ALSO KUNIKIDA'S FAULT

Sorry chat for being inactive I have been kidnapped

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Hello ! 𖹭

I think you're in love

Clears Throat. Hello Everyone. I made this presentation instead of working.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANPO!!!

Kunikida : Are you kidding me right now ?

Dazai : It depends on what you want to hear.

Ty for the tag pookie wookie

Anyways:

No pressure tag : @zestylemonsz @chuuyaszn @tsuunara @fyodordostoyevskevy (why not)

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite!

I was tagged by @suddenrundown, thanks for the tag! I was so tempted to put "eliot's baseball hair" but I resisted (also polls don't allow strikethroughs. sad). tagging @michinaranja, @vero-niche, @acidmatze and anyone else who wants to play!