Okay, This, But They Actually Propose To One Another At The Same Time And It Pisses Them Off So They

joaquin torres

I am a Potterhead but more in a Regulus Black gives James Potter head kinda way

This is Bruce Wayne's cooking skills

AND YOU CAN ARGUE WITH THE WALL

Headcannon where everyone usually forgets Logan's Canadian until he starts ranting and/or swearing out in French to everyone and everything he sees

I specifically imagine it going like this...

Jubilee: what's he on about this time?

Gambit: we ran out of beer and no one remembered to buy more

Logan: C'est ridicule ! Vous aviez tous un seul boulot, les gars ! UN SEUL PUTAIN DE BOULOT et c'était de rendre un homme heureux. Pas étonnant qu'Erik t'ait quitté, Charles, tu es un putain d'inutile-

Charles, very confused: .. I'm.. sorry?

Team Cap is for the righteous ones that have strong morals and won't let anything change that, no matter what.

Team Ironman is for the cool kids.

And then there's the Revengers. They're just a group of mentally ill homosexuals...

So...

(I'm sorry, I haven't done any digital art in a while so it's not my best job)

Bruce, after seeing Jason walking around at some point between his death and his return to the manor: I swear, Alfred, he's here

Alfred: master Bruce, I'm sorry. I know his death meant a lot to you, but it's time to face the truth, Jason Todd is dead and won't be coming back

Jason, standing right outside the window watching them from the dark of night:

Damian has a favourite person. And before you say Jon Kent, hear me out: Beast Boy-