Imaweirdnugget - Certified Wizard

"THE LETTER" (a disco Elysium animation Fan made)

"Okay, Harry. Okay... It was morning and you slept. The room smelled cigarettes and rowans. There was hoarfrost on the ground, when I left. It was autumn, the first one we had together.

But you have to understand, it was a million years ago, no... it was a "one hundred million years ago". I was someone else then.. filled to the brim with love for you. Hanging on your every word.

Oh Harry you were the "coolest"...But I am no longer that person. "This" has taken her place. It will devour you Harry.. I will eat your mind.."

I'm on a roll with swap Au's!

My silly take on swap Kim and Harry. I think their personalities are virtually the same, Kim is just more angrier and confused because he doesn't remember anything.

Anyways Harry still drags Kim around to do side quests. Kim is trying to focus on the case, if he does well on it he has a small chance to not get fired. Kim does not have the privilege that Harry has when it comes to shenanigans, sadly.

Some ideas are brewing but I'm not serious with any Au's I make, I'm a sucker for fluff, sigh.

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

completely losing my shit over sexypedia's entry on Jean Vicquemare

the fandom: kim never smiles

fayde, with the steel chair:

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener