Shower Thoughts, Are You Okay??

fresh take on the dubs vs. subs argument; dubs are nice and all, but subs are challenge mode.

all zombies are autistic-coded

im trembling puki what does this mean

If you knew what I knew about the skin of a grape, you wouldn’t be eating that shit 

My only two gaming modes:

Me, playing an open world video game, blatantly ignoring any tasks or quests that I’m supposed to be doing in favor of things the game doesn’t want me to be doing yet: you cannot stop me, for I am a madman. I will tear the world asunder and make god regret giving me freewill.

Me, playing a story based horror video game, screaming in frustration as I die for the nth time, desperately searching up a walkthrough guide: halp

beyond devastated... I didn't realize I was holding my breath while I was reading something particularly sad and went to breathe in, only to figure out I needed to exhale first. I.. I literally released a breath I didn't know I was holding. What's next, passing out for plot conveniences? I'm Livid

the past tense of spinach is spunch

do u gotta?

Is it absolutely necessary for every MC who ever fights a hydra to go absolutely freaking feral at them and chop off as many heads as they can reach, only to be cut off by their partner in crime who tells them, “You know Hydra heads grow back when they are cut off, right?” in a mildly irritated tone.

robin hood is communist propaganda.

pft. just found out that Kaminari Denki's name literally means thunder and lighting i'm dying, how did i not know this until now

By having a military and police, we’ve already resigned ourselves to a world where crime is a given and violence is a permanent threat. Instead of increasing either of these forces, wouldn’t it make far more sense to create a society where there is no need for crime? A world where terrorism isn’t a possibility? A world without the constant waging of wars? It’s hilarious how much we actually perpetuate military growth and advancements. We sit around creating more ways to kill each other, as if there isn’t enough already. I know this seems nigh impossible, a world without violence and crime. But isn’t it so incredibly sad that a vast majority of us can’t even imagine that?