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What an absolute beauty of a man
Jason ily
i've been having a bit of a red hood phase recently
‼️Peter Parker In Gotham Fic Idea‼️
A Peter Parker In Gotham fic but not the Tom Holland-Peter but the 20 year old Peter Parker who has both collage, work and patrol. Who shamelessly flirts with both Nightwing and Red Hood as Spider-Man but literally dies when meeting them out of costume.
The guy is used to Deadpool and is not impressed or shocked at anything the Bats do. You d!ed? Okay and? You k!lled somebody with a ballon? Sound believable. You stalked me? Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
He is tired and done with everyone’s sh!t, he will befriend your villains and your neighbours. He will stop a fight by treating to call your and your enemies parents. Does he have their numbers, yes.
Batman and the Joker fighting:
Spider-Man, a hand on his hip: Mr, do you want me to call your butler?
Batman: You don’t have his number.
Spider-Man, phone in hand: Are you sure?
Alfred: Mr Batman, get home it’s dinner
Joker: Wtf
‼️BATFAM FANFIC IDEA‼️
Bruce gets split into his core personalities. I think there was a Teen Titans GO episode where this happened with Raven.
An 8 year old, sad and lonely Bruce who cries uncontrollably unless someone holds his hand
A 17 year old Bruce Wayne who dances on tables and flirts with literally the whole Justice League (who are very uncomfortable with a 17 year old version of their friend flirting with adults)
A tired dad Bruce who lectures people, drinks wine and takes care of 8 year old Bruce
The Justice League and Batfam have to figure out how to keep them calm and alive until they can put them together again
The fact that I sat through the whole thing because I knew he would come back
its all fun and games watching grian put other hermits on hold. but when he puts YOU on hold then you understand their pain
Vincent: So what do you do for a living
Thomas: I hunt and kill zombies
Vincent: The fuck no you don't
Thomas: Have you ever seen one?
Vincent: No?
Thomas: Then you are fucking welcome
Thomas at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots
Vincent, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
Marinette: Fuck the rich
Sol, breathless: please do
Marinette: What?
Sol: What?
Marinette: What?
Lyn, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"
Marinette: Wait-
Thomas: I don't deserve your love.
Vincent: No, Tommy, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!
Thomas: You know that's not true, Vin-
Vincent: You can only accept mine, though.
Thomas:
Vincent: I get jealous easily.
Marinette: Love at first sight doesn't exist.
Sol:
Sol: then how else do you explain how I felt when I first saw you?
Marinette:
Marinette: you love me?
Sol: apparently not, according to you.
Sol: Am I being annoying?
Marinette: Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?
Just savin’
A list of moral questions to ask your autistic character
What does being fair mean to you?
Is it ever okay to lie? Why or why not?
What would you do if you saw someone being bullied?
How important is it to keep promises?
What if following the rules hurts someone?
Should we always help others, or are there limits?
How do you decide to forgive someone?
Is it more important to be loyal to friends or to do what's right?
How does feeling for others affect your choices?
What do you do when there's no clear right or wrong?
Are some things always right or wrong, or does it depend?
What does being a good person mean to you?
Can people change, and should they get second chances?
These questions are designed to be straightforward and help your character express their moral views clearly.
Me: *Makes my account into my own OC's fan blog* Wow, look at that, fan content for me!
please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
Sol: I can't believe you assassinated the King! He's my father!
Marinette, smiling: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.
Sol: That's not better!
(Marinette gets in trouble and has to get Sol to help her)
Sol (sarcastically): Hey, thanks so much for getting me involved in this.
Marinette: I actively tried not to put you in the situation!
Sol: And then what happened?
Marinette: Well then, I...I fucked up the situation.
Sol: There it is...
Aster, age 20: Dad, I want a bedtime story!
Thomas: I'm busy, Aster. I'll tell you one tomorrow.
Aster: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed!
Thomas: Once upon a time, there was a girl named Aster, who always wanted things her way. One day, her friends got sick of it and locked her in the basement for the rest of her life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.
Aster: I don't like these stories with morals.
Vincent before meeting Thomas: My future husband is probably just taking a depression nap right now sweet dreams u sad bitch I love u
Marinette meeting Sol's family
Sol mom: Nothing in life is free.
Sol's sister, Lyn: Love is free.
Sol: Adventure is free.
Marinette: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Sol: You have more qualities than you think.
Sol: (points to Marinette's chest) You have this.
Marinette: I do have great tits, yes, thank you.
Sol:
Sol: I meant your heart.
Sol: … but, yeah, you do.
A writer on Tiktok: Don't have you'r characters swear on the stars, have them swear on something thats importent in their culture.
Me, just because: *Makes a religion based on the stars* Don't tell me what to do
Sol: I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you.
Marinette: Earth is not a planet.
Sol: How the fuck is earth not a planet?!
Marinette: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Sol's sister, Lyn: * Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.
Young Thomas: i hardly slept last night,
Mrs Eckart: when you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. someone who loves you. ^^
Young Thomas: who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Young Vincent: [gay panic]
Thomas: Self care is for the weak
Aster: *coughs*
Thomas: WE NEED AN AMBULANCE
Young Vincent to Young Thomas after he's 11 drinks in: Tommy you are going to kill your liver
Young Thomas: my liver has been living rent-free in my body for 17 years! it's about time it starts pulling its weight
Aster: Dad isn’t great about expressing his emotions.
Thomas: If I say how I feel, people will say how they feel, and I don’t care.
Marinette: i only have 6 weeks left to live
Sol: oh my god, really?!
Marinette: well it’s a guesstimate based on the choices i've made
The characters in my fantasy "book" about revolution so far:
Marinette Rémy: Poor girl with magic and no dreams
Sol Mendoza: Crown prince simp who hates the goverment
Thomas “Lawless” Eckheart: Tired-40-year-old-dad cowboy with alchol problem
Vincent Eckheart: Tired-40-year-old-dad-2 and general who hates war
Aster “Mercy” Hammond: Black cowboy girl with two tired 40-year-old dads (might get a gf in the future)
Mrs Emerson: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Young Vincent Emerson: Uh… Tommy’s Italian?