The First Chapters Of My Marauder’s Fic Are Published On Wattpad, “Two Falling Black Stars”

Headcannon: Stiles and Isaac use code language and it freaks the pack out

Stiles: I like red and white wine, but I prefer red

Isaac: Me too! But I can drink more than one wine at a time… not in the dum way ofc

Scott: There’s a dum way to drink more than one wine at a time?!

Stiles: Cool, what’s you’re favourite series? Mines Supernatural

Isaac: It’s soo good, my favourite character is Cas

Stiles: Ofc he is, just look at Scott!

Scott: What? What do I have to do with it?

Stiles: Mine is Dean

Isaac: Ofc, sarcasm, wine and possession. Same person, different front

Peter: I drink all sorts of alcohol. If it’s alcohol, it’s good

Stiles: Makes a lot of sense

Isaac: I thought you were just a red wine drinker, you know… because of Stiles

Liam: Since when was Stiles red wine?

Derek: I have no idea and I don’t know if I want to

Me, eating candy for lunch and drinking cold tea: Come on do something My character: If you want us to do stuff, write something then Me: No

Sol: I can't believe you assassinated the King! He's my father!

Marinette, smiling: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Sol: That's not better!

Marinette: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Sol's sister, Lyn: * Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

Any ideas why a merman would be enemies with a human during an apocalypse? I’m trying (and failing) to write an enemies to lovers but I can’t figure out why they are enemies!

Mrs Emerson: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?

Young Vincent Emerson: Uh… Tommy’s Italian?

Thomas at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots

Vincent, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine

Headcannon:

Sirius liked the early days Kiss and after twelve years in jail is chocked that they are still having concerns with the songs he sang when he was fourteen. And he absolutely loved the new songs

I hate when people say that “humans discovered fire”. No we didn’t. We didn’t discover ice or plants. We discovered how to make it and use it. Fire is natural and naturally occurring and we probably used it before we knew how to make it.

And I know some of you are gonna say “obviously, everyone knows that” but no! I’ve seen people talk about it as if humans just magically made fire one day and now we have fire.

And humans didn’t just show up one day. There weren’t humans who never saw or heard of fire in their life. Monkeys know about fire, pre historic humans knew about fire and we know about fire.

People are stupid and we didn’t discover fire.

I’m in like ten different fandoms but I can’t watch them because either are they 18+ or aren’t on Netflix, I’m gonna loos my mind!!!