ibuprofenbottle

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"you cant say that slur" no you're right but my buddy over here can (camera pans away then back to me zoning out)

the fact im going to be old enough to vote in the next election is scary

black artists gotta be my favorites ever, yall are holding my fav fandoms together w ur gorgeous art

bro said for some reason :sob: are we reading the same webcomic??

I've just come up with a wonderful new ship: Damara, Gamzee, Kurloz and Meenah. Their ship name will be "RACIST x4 COMBO!!!!" since people think they are racist caricatures for some reason.

Meenah x Damara x Gamzee x Kurloz aka RACIST x4 COMBO is better than Davekat. Damara and Kurloz sprites by @magua-vida

Meenah sprite from @befriendus

GOODDD blaine is so CUTE !!! my bf,, thats my bf right trhere guys....

iZombie S02E10 - Method Head - Deleted Scenes

This post is actually about the kaleidoscope lesbian sx scene in hannibal

endogenic syscringe alterrace introjects when you go by only one set of pronouns and laugh at jokes about lean instead of cancelling them for not trigger warning drug use and styrofoam cups and ice:

ok guys i lied ab havinf a daily october post starting today bc ive been shtfaced and crossfaded all day

"minors dni this is a ddlg/ageplay blog" oh nooo... i cant reblog or like it bc im a minor... succhhh a shame i cant credit you.....

Starting October 1st

I will be posting *DAILY* Halloween themed posts. :-D

Ashe (Overwatch) Moodboard

Alter role coining - Lifedreamer

Lifedreamer - An alter that holds non-traumatic memories that others dont have access to, these memories are often seen similarly to through the eyes of a child and may be hazy and even fantasy or dream-like in nature. in our case these are very very early memories.

Life - (In the context of someone's past, in relation to the memories) Dreamer - (In the context of the memories being childlike, fantasylike, and/or dreamlike in nature)

Traumagenic only. we do not want endos using our terms.

any other vampire alterhumans got their own species lore? like wym vampirism is contagious and i can only drink human blood... nuh uh

Face reveal ,,

"you can't just redraw that one jinx and powder image with every character you like" hahah watch me !

this post has been haunting me since i saw it in late 2019

gay son or thot daughter?

Me: *Talking about Death Note, mentions L*

Friend: Oh, isn’t he the guy that looks like Jeff the Killer?

Me: Don’t you dare compare L to a shitty creepypasta character, disgraceful.

Recently I've been craving human blood.

People always say it's the quietest at night, I think they're probably wrong. Or maybe I just have superhearing, but recently I've found, during restless walks around town, that everything is so much louder. It startled me at first, the loudness. But as I found that I could drone in on sounds and where they were coming from, I was eerily calm. It was the way my head snapped with precision when a noise was 'too close' that took me a while to get used to. Automatic like gunfire to where the sound was, as if waiting to strike. Like a midnight hunter, prowling. And thats when I noticed it. The hunger. at first I wasn't sure what it was, but I could taste it on my tongue. I think, if I hadn't been able to taste it, I wouldn't have realized. To give some background, when I was a child, at some point, I had found out that if I open my mouth and breathe in through it while smelling something at the same time, that it would enhance the smell. I think I had read somewhere about cats doing it in 'Warrior cats' and found a way to mimic it, but anyways, it's become a habit when I'm on edge, one of my animalistic inclinations that almost always overtook my human ones when I was walking alone at night. As if a part of me just turned feral. Like I was no longer human but a coalescence of all of the animals i'd encountered. I would hiss or growl, carry things in my teeth when convenient, or even sometimes flex my hands like a cat flexing its claws. which I had. My nails were long and sharpened to a point, not for aesthetics, but as a sort of weapon, in case my trusty pocket knife were to be torn from me in some way. I think I've always been this way. This animalistic amalgamation that couldn't hardly be called human, at least not fully. But recently as I've found myself sleeping for 16 hours a day and being awake during the night, it's gotten worse. The iron-ey taste of blood stuck in my nose, it just made me.. hungry. I'd smell upwind as if hunting, which i was always downwind, but that would be upwind for whatever was behind me. good for a hunter, bad for the prey.. so I guess the question would be, am I the hunter, or the prey? I guess we'll find out.

the terms "non-medical system" and "sysmed" is so crazy bc it is a *MED*-ICAL-DIS-ORDER???

i love them both but i need blaine in ways that are concerning to zombie-human relations

i raise you blaine x chase

What your izombie ship says about you:

Major X Ravi - based

Liv X Major - YA BASIC. You're a coward Rob Thomas. 5 seasons telling us that people grow and change and that's okay FOR WHAT. FOR WHAT, ROB THOMAS. Anger. That's all.

Liv X Peyton - how's it feel to be the smartest person here

Peyton X Ravi - yeah it's canon but if it ain't broke don't fix it, you're valid as hell and so are Ravi and Peyton

Clive X Bozzio - same as above but I'm crying because just the thought of them has me tears

Clive X Liv - idk man it's weird to me but not weird enough for me to stop you so idk thumbs up emoji ig

Liv X Ravi - you should leave. They're besties don't you know. And you've offended me and my grandmother. And she hasn't even seen izombie. And she's still upset. It's ok grandma.

Peyton X Blaine - aus only. He blew it, deal with it.

Liv X Blaine - are we even watching the same show?? You're insane and I hate you.

Blaine X Don E - if you didn't I would ask "are we even watching the same show?? You're insane and I hate you.", but you do, so congrats on having eyes

Chase X anyone - *sips wine* I'll allow it. He deserves it.

Enzo X anyone - you and me are best friends now I love you you're invited to my wedding you will be my children's godparent can we hold hands

I can never get enough of zombies eating the same brain and having their mood/personality swings be in sync.

(this post is sponsored by Liv and Blaine talking in science lingo while Ravi is thoroughly fed up by them)

THIS IS SO REAL I CANT REPOST THIS ENOUGH

my izombie hot take is that liv should have told more people blaine was her evil twin

ive been looping wrong way by sublime for 4 hours straight help?

Lovemail for ANPs not enough ppl talk about them or appreciate them imo

not enough people talk about customized links in pluralkit bios?? like you can make it ANYTHING?? [Word or Symbol](link) LIKE LOOK

in this we have Lucio's role linked to the term on tumblr

white americans are crazy they made Xolotl a fursona,,,

just saw someone posting about how gross hannigram is and im just?? look at his face, look at how he looks at will.

ships making sense is overrated, go ahead and ship based on aesthetics!

I LOVE THESE HELLO??

DID/OSDD alter roles we’ve coined! this is just for fun, feel free to use.

inspired by @butterednuttered! all credit to them for the idea, we thought it was really neat and wanted to do our own. i hope this is okay!

CERBERUS: a Cerberus alter guards certain alters, subsystems/sidesystems, or locations in the innerworld. they might keep locations/alters/groups of alters from being discovered, keep alters or groups of alters from interacting, protect locations/alters/groups of alters, etcetera.

GARDENER: a Gardener alter provides long-term care to a specific alter or group of alters. they might act as a therapist, mentor, parent, or caretaker to the alters under their care.

ACADEMIC: an Academic alter is an alter who fronts to handle academia & education such as homework, absorbing information from lectures, study groups, research, etcetera.

HELLFIRE: a Hellfire alter is an anger holder. they might not act on their anger, but they exist to process and feel anger for the system. their anger may be extremely intense and never fully fade due to their role.

JESTER: a Jester alter uses humor in order to diffuse tension. they might tell jokes, pull pranks, pretend to be extremely clumsy, etcetera to get others to laugh at them or with them.

TREASURER: a Treasurer alter is an alter who handles finances for a system. they may do things like hide passwords, budget, make sure others aren’t spending money, etcetera.

MIRROR (specific to autistic systems): a Mirror alter is a form of social protector who mirrors others in order to mask. they might study mannerisms & expressions in media, create and memorize scripts for social situations, absorb and mirror the mannerisms and language of others, etcetera.

HOLLOW: a Hollow alter is an amnesia holder for the system. their amnesia is more intense than baseline for the system, such as experiencing blackout amnesia when the system normally experiences grey-out amnesia.

WATCHER: a Watcher alter is an alter who doesn’t show themself to the others, but is always watching. they may be at the corner of the system’s mind, but other alters may never get a grasp on them unless they choose to reveal themself.

LOCKBOX: a Lockbox alter is a trauma holder who continually takes memories of trauma as they happen and is the only one (or one of a few) who has access to those memories.

WARDEN: a Warden alter enforces rules within the system. they may punish or limit alters who disobey or break rules. some may be persecutors, others protectors.