I-wish-i-could-do-a-kip-up - You Can Run Away With Me Anytime You Want

your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.

So I had a dream last night that Elon Musk invited himself into the hotel room my family was staying in to film a sketch for his SNL episode, and he kept insisting that we were huge fans of his, and we were like “ummmmmm, no.” It seemed like he was never going to leave and he insisted my sister take a selfie with him to feed his massive ego, and after that we finally got him to go, but after he left we realized that he had somehow been infested with cockroaches and so there were tons of dead cockroaches left where he had been sitting on our bed.

“Talk to the hand, girlfriends.”

- Gustavo Rocque

i love divas with one name. cher. madonna. castiel.

Thawne really waited to wear eyeliner until after his reveal… I love him

they are going to have mindblowing sex

Love what y'all are doing with polls keep up the good work

If I had a nickel for each of my favorite bands that’s comprised of New Jersians, contains at least 2 brothers, reached peak popularity in the 2000’s, broke up seemingly for good in 2013 and then surprise got back together in 2019, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

“First of all my name is Gustavo Rocque, not Gustavo doesn’t rock.”

- Gustavo Rocque