my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
I treat this like my own jeremy renner app
“I know how to have fun, I just choose not to have it.”
- Gustavo Rocque
Coasting off Barry’s inheritance from Eobard
STAR Labs Museum (Olga works her ass off)
Profits from E-1 sales of HR’s “Scientific Romance” novels.
Hartley Rathaway uses his inheritance to keep STAR Labs afloat just to spite his homophobic family
Betting on sports outcomes based on Eobard Thawne’s Little Black Book of scores for the next century
Harry and Cisco secretly have an incredibly successful drag act (with occasional appearances by Wally)
Harry and Cisco patent and sell their weapons
Harry buys gold and precious metals on E-2 then sells them for cash on E-1
Cisco’s secret life as a hair model
Cisco’s secret life as a Superhero Costume Designer
Joe’s double life as a lounge singer
Caitlin is secretly a highly paid scientific consultant
Caitlin’s life insurance after Ronnie’s death
Killer Frost sells custom ice sculptures
Team Flash makes PSA’s as “edgy teens” in Central City’s don’t-do-dangerous-shit-to-give-yourself-meta-powers commercials
Time Vault Gideon hasn’t appeared in seasons because all her CPU power is now dedicated to Bitcoin mining
kicking my feet giggling every time spike shows up on screen
137 episodes wasn’t enough riverdale had more to tell me
Do you ever wish you had four nipples so you could be like Harry Styles?
this season of riverdale is going to acknowledge the cold war in exactly one episode. betty befriends a mysterious FBI agent undercover in a group of left-wing radicals and associates her homosexual urges with communism, but her sister heals her in a beautiful flag raising ceremony. they dig the bunker in case of nuclear war and other jughead's body is just down there in the dirt. cheryl briefly changes her signature color to blue.
musicians from NJ, overly moral superheroes, brain-rotting tv shows, and everything in between
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