21st Century Hierarchy Of Needs

MCR is a boy band (affectionate) and 1D is a boy band (derogatory)

I laughed in your face and said “you’re not betty cooper, i’m not jughead jones this ain’t the five seasons hotel we’re modern idiots” and who’s gonna hold you like me?

you did jingle jangle then drank a chocolate milkshake we declared josie and the pussycats should be a bigger artist i scratch your crown you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

The All Too Well short film IS the Teen Wolf movie

this season of riverdale is going to acknowledge the cold war in exactly one episode. betty befriends a mysterious FBI agent undercover in a group of left-wing radicals and associates her homosexual urges with communism, but her sister heals her in a beautiful flag raising ceremony. they dig the bunker in case of nuclear war and other jughead's body is just down there in the dirt. cheryl briefly changes her signature color to blue.

I bet Dean Winchester is really excited about Shake It Off (Taylor’s Version)

“I listened to the song last night, and I realized that it needed whale noises.”

- Gustavo Rocque

im just someones weird sister

“Are you going to sit there and give up, or are you going to grab a number 2 pencil, strap on your thinking cap, and save Rocktober?”

-Gustavo Rocque

thor: oh we should do get help!

peter: what’s get help?

thor trying to connect with the the youth: it’s where i yeet my brother across the room