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Diamond Flush

When Pearl gets poofed in a freak accident, the other Gems are unable to find her until her Gem turns up at a nearby casino as a prize for an upcoming poker tournament. Unfortunately, Garnet has been banned from the casino since the 1970′s for cheating, Peridot looks too young to legally gamble and Amethyst is comically bad at card games. It’s up to Lapis to find her inner card shark and bring Pearl back home.

The more I light my lighter, the lighter it gets until it’s too light to light

JASPER DOESN’T SHARE FOOD

to all my promiscuous ladies out there, I just want to want to say I’m so proud of you for being sexually free and to keep doing what your doing, as long as it makes your happy. don’t let anyone discourage you just because of idiotic double standards that for some reason still exist. 

Witches are finally arriving! Please enjoy and thank you everyone :)

I wish I could hurt you the way you’ve hurt me, but I could never be so cruel.