To All My Promiscuous Ladies Out There, I Just Want To Want To Say I’m So Proud Of You For Being Sexually

♥ Happy Fusion Day! ♥

Witches are finally arriving! Please enjoy and thank you everyone :)

can i give up on the golden angel of jesus?

we all have a burning centaur to shame in our lives

hi! i’m birdy, and i’m a young nonbinary disabled person. my health doesn’t permit me to hold a full time job, but i still have bills to pay! i’ve decided to offer up my art in hopes that i can cover the expenses of my car and eventually start up making and selling my costuming work. if you like what i do, you can help me out!

these are three examples of what i can do- still images, or ones with animated colors! i can also use different colors and textures in the image, it’s whatever suits you, and i can work out almost anything you’d like!

prices are as follows:

$12 for a still picture of one person (as shown on the top left and bottom)

+ $3 per additional person in the photo

+ $2 for moving colors/backgrounds (as shown on the top right)

+ $2 and i will email you the psd file of your image so you can play with it as you like - but you must leave my signature intact!

special deal: two separate still portraits for $20 altogether, and bonuses can be added on for the same prices!

ideas of things i could poppify for you: your selfies, your pets, you and/or a friend in cosplay, your significant other, heck, i’ll even do celebrities if that floats your boat! things i won’t do: nudes. that’s about it.

if you’re interested, message me here on tumblr! my paypal address is auxbirdy@gmail.com. my turnaround time on these is typically 1-3 days, and i promise i’ll get you your image as fast as i can!

if you like my work but can’t afford it, please reblog! i’d like to reach as wide an audience as possible. if you’re feeling kind, i also have a donate button on my blog. any amount really helps! thank you so much!!!

Electricity We’re makin’

The Government brings back trial by combat and televises it to earn revenue. The worse the crime, the more difficult the champion. You’re the government’s chosen champion to fight a tax evader who owes 40 million.

Everyone has 100 amazing days in their life. Some people have one great day a year and live to the ripe old age of 100. Others burn through them at twice the rate and life half as long, but you can’t choose when they happen. You’ve just gone 93 and haven’t had one.