Latest Posts by honeysweetylavender - Page 2

s a m e

This better pass.

did i hear somebody say  j o h n  m u l a n y ?

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

me and the bois on halloween, 2 of us had too much sugar and one of us is babysitting

some sharp boys. some absolute rowdy men. just some rowdy toothy guys

I-what is this thread

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

kewl, ima be seasonal depression... or sleep

reblog this right f!cking now please

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The “content you reported” will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN’T GO WITH YOUR BLOG’S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn’t ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don’t, people don’t see it. This shit’s that simple.

This could save someone’s life. It’s not a joke.

*boils water on a stove*  execution

the porcupine sounds liek a  p o k e m o n

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

i apologize for this (please don’t attack me) but virgil is kinda really low key over rated

I eagerly await the day Janus just has enough in canon and finally fucking snaps at Virgil for his hypocrisy towards him.

Oooh yes!

Tho if that happens I fear the toxic Virgil stans going ballistic and making Janus abusive again to protect their uwu baby Virgil who can do no wrong *gagging noises*

not gonna lie the picture would make a great meme

This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.

The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes.  There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.

i made the mistake of reading this on my school computer aA-

could i possibly get the link for that loceit smut cuz i too am. shameless?

here’s my ao3, do with it what you will

*whispers* why, why do you do this

*whispers* I'm so sorry

WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE AA-

The sides but as Kirby. Thank you discord XD

y e s

Sssslurp.

Deceit just randomly immitates any Side at any given time just for the heck of it.

I watched The Office for the very first time, very recently. I have no regrets.