*boils Water On A Stove*  Execution

reblog this right f!cking now please

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The “content you reported” will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN’T GO WITH YOUR BLOG’S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn’t ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don’t, people don’t see it. This shit’s that simple.

This could save someone’s life. It’s not a joke.

third year here. yay

bro, if i ate this i would die cause i dont liek sour stuff

Janus: May I sit here?

Logan: That’s … my lap.

Janus: That doesn’t answer my question.

*screaming sounds of being a naughty child*

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

no they are not

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

i apologize for this (please don’t attack me) but virgil is kinda really low key over rated

I eagerly await the day Janus just has enough in canon and finally fucking snaps at Virgil for his hypocrisy towards him.

Oooh yes!

Tho if that happens I fear the toxic Virgil stans going ballistic and making Janus abusive again to protect their uwu baby Virgil who can do no wrong *gagging noises*

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

coke can be eternal if you drink your pee after consuming the soda, then repeat the process until you pass away

YAAAAAAAS

Thomas everytime Patton said something: