Me Being In Charge Of My Own Money Was A Mistake Because I Have Expensive Hobbies

dude i heard you were stuck at banjo kazooie's house & there's a big rain storm outside. are you okay? are you gonna be able to get home tomorrow? why do you keep calling it banjo kazooie's house, btw? thats two people dude, i don't think that's his legal name

Farewell online privacy

Do you know a recipe for an evil soup? Something to eat when you’re feeling villainous

CRUDE OIL

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Plonk is such an ideal word

Ooze came early. It brought chips as an apology

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

That man outside with the jar of honey just wants to be your friend, Don't worry