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Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work

Four days until the ooze arrives

Ah fuck I spilled my

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

Six days until the ooze arrives

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I think I'd do well avoiding predators because I can laze my ass off at work, in the back room on my phone sitting on a cart, but the instant I hear the faintest footstep pass by the door I'm up phone in pocket pretending like I'm busy

5 days until the ooze arrives