GOM+Kagami reacting to their so's sending dirty pics/sexting on their phones. Defiantly leading to nsfw things
Akashi: He’d quietly put his phone away and continue his business. He’d make things move quickly, claiming to have an appointment he had to attend. After he is done, he’d quickly head to his s/o’s house just to show them what he had to put up with. “You seemed to be eager to see me today” he’d say as he tugged off the tie around his neck. “Now I get to show you how eager I am to see you”.
Aomine: At first he’d have little interest with what was a new text. The sight of you in a compromising position, partially nude, excited him. Feeling a bit challenged, Aomine would respond with his own pictures. Round 1: abs, Round 2: pelvic area, Round 3: his dick and Round 4: he’d come to your place. “Man you know just how to rile me up” he wouldn’t even give you a chance to explain yourself.
Kise: He’d save the pictures in his phone for future use. If he wasn’t in public, he would retaliate with his own pictures. Assuming he’s busy, he’d call you. “___-cchi! I got a boner from your sexy body!” he’d whine into the phone, jacking off all the while. “____-cchi owes me that sweet voice when we do it” he’d sigh into the phone. You would pick up on what he was doing and would feel yourself become aroused. “Hey don’t be selfish ___-cchi, I want to hear how good you feel too~”.
Kuroko: Remaining calm, he’d make sure no one was around his phone as he saved the pictures. He’d reply with “I’m coming” and head to your house. Each pic you sent on the way was retaliated with a picture of Kuroko on his way. The final picture would be him outside your door. “___, I’m here” he would text with restless fingers. As soon as you open the door it would be over. Kuroko would pull you into a tight hug, pressing his erection into you.
Midorima: “Stop it” Midorima’s face would turn red as he tried to convince you to cease sending him the pictures. To his dismay, you continued to send pictures of yourself. The final straw was the “make me” that accompanied you taking a picture of you bare ass. “Fine, expect a long punishment” Mirodima wouldn’t answer your provocative responses. The sound of your doorbell made your heart race. As you greeted him, the sounds of handcuffs locking hit your ears. “My lucky item of the day was necessary after all” he smirked as the color drained from your face.
Murasakibara: He’d scroll through the pictures until feeling himself getting aroused. He’d reply with a “___-chin stop or come over” and wait. If you persisted, he’d call and tell you about his hard on. Either way he’d press for you to come to his place. Once you showed up, Murasakibara would take you to his room and lock the door. From there, it was relaxed sex until dinner time. Your excuse was a study date.
Kagami: At first he’d be alarmed at the sudden texts. He’d make sure no one was around to see the pictures before replying with his flustered reaction. If you persisted, he’d reply with “Should I come over?” or something suggesting the same. Either way he’d show up at your doorstep with an anxious frown. “If you wanted to have sex, all you had to do was ask” he’d growl in frustration before taking you to your room.
An Alien’s observations on a Human subject.
~ Alien: “Human, why have you played this strange vocal frequency ten times?”
Human: “This is my emotional support song.”
*Later*
Alien: “Human, you are not feeling well! Allow me to play ‘Your emotional support song.’
Human: "Nah, now I’m sick of that song.”
~ A: “Why do you keep such a small blanket? This does not cover you, and you have many blankets that do.”
H: “It’s my baby blanket. People like to keep stuff from when they were babies.”
A: “But it serves no functional purpose!”
H: “It serves an emotional purpose.”
~ H: “This show’s not as good as remember. I remember loving this as a kid!”
A: “You remember it differently!?”
H: “Guess I had lower standards back then.”
A: “They were even lower?”
~ A: “Human, you have played the same disc of fictional entertainment fifteen times now.”
H: “And I enjoy it each time!” ~ A: “Human, I thought this vocal frequency made you terribly ill!”
H: “This song still slaps. I just needed a break from it.” A: “The frequencies can injure you…”
Not be confused with „Wider Vereinigung“ what literally means to be against a „Wiedervereinigung“
what happened in Germany in 1990?
1 Germany + 1 Germany = 1 Germany
Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.
It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao
Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”
tomska with dan and phil at ii london
Goth hoes are the baddest hoes...
Ugh it is, you know I live my lif elike this right now, I would like to be a teacher, but I dont wanna study, so I will finish my apprenticeship and then first of all go to Africa, after that I might work part time and start working on becoming a teacher. Or Ill just stay in Africa if I do like it there.
I'm kind of really not on board with spending the rest of my life in an office
like, the idea of waking up at 6 every day, working from 8 to 17 and then going home just to have dinner and go to bed, and occasionally taking a week off to take a vacation??? I hate it. That's not how I wanna live my life. It sound ask suffocating and I have no idea how I could ever be happy like that.
Wait half a year, it will go away
I'm actually excited to get home and switch jobs and all that, it honestly feels like my life is somehow starting "for real"
like, for once I'm finally 100% in control. and im gonna make the most of it.
Young children understand more than they can expell; in adults, it is vice vera.
Karl Kenner
Sometimes I wonder why all shit that we have to deal with is either irrelevant or not relevant enough.
We have so many problems, but when teenagers talk about t it’s like „You have a good life you don’t have to worry about a thing“
But when we have a bad grade we get shit about it, but as soon as we talk about it’s irrelevant and nothing we should worry about that much.
But when we talk about politics and try to understand world wide crises we are to young and shouldn’t worry about it but about school
Please just decide, shall we have a voice about this stuff, or shall we bitch about school or is it annoying too?
23frogs are bitches and we don’t negotiate with terorrists.
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