SO THATS HOW YOU DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS?? I Usually Just Send Them To Myself On Discord And Download

Yeah, I talk to my cat a lot, but she’s always been very loud

but Gypsum (my mom’s cat) has been a bit lonely since my Mom got her dog and Atticus (a brown lab/pointer mix) doesn’t do well with cats-

So Gypsum’s been in the basement with me, but I still give her luv when I can :3

Some picks of the fluffy butt for your soul <3

My mom’s huge fluffy & Chonky cat:

-meows when hungry

-meows when wants attention

-meows when sad

My TINY ASS DWARF TUXEDO cat:

-meows when hungry

-meows when jumping

-meows when picked up

-meows when put down

-meows when angry

-meows when sad

-meows when happy

-meows when wanting attention

-meows while GETTING attention

-meows to say hi

-meows to say bye

-meows when sleepy

-LOUD AS FUCK WHEN EATING (she snurffles so loud while inhaling her food 💀)

-meows when zoomy

-meows at my leopard gecko (they somehow hate EVERY OTHER PET EXCEPT FOR EACHOTHER WHEN THEYRE THE ONES WHO SHOUKD HATE EACH ITHER THE MOST???)

Conclusion:

This tiny shit has a meow that sounds like she has smoker lung and she’s LOUD AS FUCK

I love her tho (๑╹ω╹๑ )

FOOD

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

Eepy kibby (๑>◡<๑)

Atmospheric zen video of my cat trying not to fall asleep sitting up next to a window while it rains. Keeping this one to relax me on stressful days

Just to have this on my blog so I can find it easily

the suffering never ends

As someone who also does voice acting and writing: it do be like that tho 💀

As an actor and writer, I find it so funny how actors will say stuff about “taking care of” their character and respecting them meanwhile writers are like “beat that bitch into the ground.”

I make my own cookies- since I can bake I just

I want da cookie

I’ll make da cookie

Cookie made

Cookie nom

I need this on my page *Yoinks*

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

As a single person who cares about being good in school: Fuck you /j

(I SEARCHED FOR THIS POST JUST TO SAY THIS)

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

Ok, I’m immortal. I’ve fallen off so many cliffs that my adrenaline doesn’t even kick in anymore, I’ve accidentally ingested 5X the lethal dose of caffeine, I’ve accidentally drank bleach and wasn’t even nauseous (I said ‘2/10, wouldn’t try again’), Ive lost so much blood that I should’ve been at the ER but was just fine and cleaned it up, I’ve been hit by a semi truck (only like 25MPH tho, I still got knocked pretty far) and got up and was just really dizzy, etc.

I thought it was luck, but the lethal doses scratched that out. I thought it was plot armor, that was obviously out the window pretty quick. I thought it was one of the Eldritch deities I have the favor of (don’t ask, I’m not really sure how it happened either.) they didn’t do it. I was so confused… until I remembered

I always say ‘I LIVE OUT OF PURE SPITE FOR REALITY’

I CAN LITERALLY INFLUENCE REALITY IF I PUT IN ENOUGH EFFORT BUT I DIDNT REALIZE I COULD JUST FORCE SOME RULES OF REALITY TO NOT APPLY TO ME

IVE BEEN LITERALLY IMMORTAL OUT OF SPITE SINCE I WAS NINE- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????

I scream into the void…

And the void answers..

WITH THE BASS BOOSTED WII THEME-

*flies away from the sheer force of the void beats*