The Scream Made Me Snort Hard Enough It Felt Like My Eardrums Were About To Burst Lmao

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MY FATHER IS LIKE A FRICKING GREMLIN!!! okay so i hate bananas. like burning hatred for bananas. and this morning, my dad was driving me to the bus stop cause its *cold* and was eating a banana. AND THEN PROCEEDED TO STICK THE BANANA IN MY FACE, RIGHT AT MY NOSE, AND SAY "you want some?" LIKE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT?!? i love my father but oh my gods he acts like a teenage boy

Why have I had my girlfriend’s laugh stuck in my head all day help I keep thinking about the way her eyes light up and the light hits them and they literally shine the most amazing shade of blue- but like not just blue but a bit of green and I swear if I look close enough (which I do bc I’m so gay when it comes to her I can’t) I can see a hint or two of yellow and it’s mesmerizing and help me I’m in love

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I’m listening to Epic rn and I’m at Odysseus and I’m going FERAL because his name is sung with the danger thing, you know what I’m talking about, and when the suitors dared to use Polites philosophy (how fucking dare they) he refused to listen, and when the suitors are saying how they can beat him he just has to come out and say “are you stupid I built this damn palace” because how could they forget, and he aims for the torches like Scylla,and my favourite part is that when the suitors are saying “brothers we’ve got company, and he’s made a grave mistake, left the weapons room unlocked, and now they’re ours to take” its sung the same way Hermes sings about Circe in Wouldn’t You Like because Ody is a monster too

Lee Speak -

- Mean = “You’re embarrassing me and making me blush.”

- Rude = “Keep bullying me please.”

- Whines = “Give me attention right now!”

- Pouts = “I said attention NOW!”

- Stop = “Keep tickling me.”

- Not there = “Wreck that spot till I can’t think clearly.”

- Please = “Don’t stop tickling.”

- Giggles = “I’m cute. Tickle me.”

- Name-calling = “OMG tickle me, you have no idea how bad this lee mood is.”

- Make me = “Pin me down and make me regret my actions.”

- What are you gonna do about it = “Tickle me till I cry.”

- Safeword = “Really time to stop tickling.”

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Did this myself _^_

Good to know there’s a term for this <3

IM A SFW LER! I want to see My lees having as much fun as i do

IM A SFW LER! I'll Make sure to not overwhelm You or Cross boundaries

IM A SFW LER! I don't have a Kink or fetish about it, i just find it wholesome and a fun way to bond <3

IM A SFW LER! i am a gentle kind of Ler :D

IM A SFW LER! I Make sure to check if you're okay.

IM A SFW LER! My only goal is to see your beautiful smile

IM A SFW LER! Cheer up Tickles are My favourite kind to do

IM A SFW LER! Feeling sad, don't worry! I'll put that frown upside down!

IM A SFW LER! I don't get rough because i don't wanna hurt you.

IM A SFW LER! Don't be embarrassed about liking tickles, it'll be okay!

IM A SFW LER! AND I AM VALID!

DNI IF: NSFW, KINK BLOGS, HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE, MAPS, HATERS.

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

You werent sudden daylight in the dark, you’re the gentle moonlight on a summer night

I thought i crawled my way out of the dark, that i carved a home into that darkness all on my own. I had, in a sense. Then i met you. The darkness had ebbed back a bit from what i did, but when i met you it went from a flood to a kiddy pool. It wasnt sudden, that’s probably why i didnt notice it at first, but that darkness became easier. I went from completely lost, to clawing my way to a better place, to making friends with it, to letting it carry me through life until i met you, and then i started to actually live again. I didnt know how or why but being around you made me feel better. Even when i was dating a friend, even when i saw him in the morning and was happy to see him, i never felt that pure lightness i did when i was around you. And then we broke up. I got closer to you. I was falling in love without even realizing it. I fell in love with you slowly, a little more with every smile and giggle and late night conversation until suddenly i was in too deep to go back. It was like being caught in a riptide, only this time instead of being swept up into the dark i was swept into the arms of the sun. Even after i realized i loved you i didnt tell you for a couple months. I was scared to lose that warmth. I had gotten so used to the chill i didnt even realize i was cold, but then out of seemingly nowhere i was warm. It was completely unexpected but at the same time made complete sense. I didnt realize it was love for a long time, but what else could it be, it made total sense. Gods the first time i hugged you after telling you i love you really did feel like being in the arms of the sun. I used to be scared of physical contact. I still am in most ways, with most people. But with you, with you its a need, a craving so deep i dont think it’ll ever leave and i never want it too. And i dont know how it happened, but falling in love with you made that darkness change. I realized i had been trying to make it go away, but i never needed to do that. It’s still there, but it’s no longer lurking, waiting for me to slip into the undercurrent and carry me away, No. In falling in love with you i fell in love with the world, with life, with myself. It was the small things. The warmth of a hug, of the sun, the color of your eyes, then the color of my eyes, your smile, then one day i realized i didnt hate my smile like i used to. I had convinced myself that i looked horrible smiling and looked much prettier with a neutral expression. But around you i smiled so much, you smiled so much, that it made me realize my smile isnt bad at all. I still think i look prettier without a smile most times, but now i know i dont have a bad smile, and now im not afraid to smile. Which is a good thing bc whenever im around you i wanna smile. Anyway, darkness, sun, tides, all that stuff. I spent so long carving out a spot for myself in the darkness, but it wasnt until i fell in love with you, until i loved you, until you loved me, until i fell in love with pieces of myself and the world, that i realized i was wrong. I didnt need to fight the darkness, wrestle and fight the tide. No, i didnt need to do that at all. Darkness isnt something you fight. It isnt something you push away and reject, it’s something you embrace and let go of. Darkness isnt a fight, it’s a dance. The harder you fight to stay in control the more you get spun around and tripped up. Loving you and loving myself made me realize i needed to stop fighting and flow with the music. I dont need a thousand suns, i dont need a way to fix everything wrong with me, i dont need to think theres a million things wrong with me, i dont need to need anything like that. I just needed to be happy, to accept there are days the darkness is my friend, a comfort when the world gets too much, fuel for when i cant keep going. And there are days that the darkness is very much not my friend, where it is pure fear and stopping me from doing anything, where it makes me lash out and confused and hurt. And that’s ok. I dont need to be in control. I will never be in control of that.

It took falling in love to realize that.

Falling in love isnt the answer to everything, but it helped a lot more than i thought it would. I never looked for love, not like this. No, i didnt fight for this. This love grew naturally, and grew and grew and blossomed into the most beautiful thing. I will fight as hard as i need to keep this love, but i know i will never control it. I never want to control this love. This love that is wild and frantic and panic and soft touches and tender hugs and carefree smiles and safety and healing and good. This love that feels like sleeping after swimming for hours, this love that feels like following the moonlight on a trail to bed, this love that feels like smiling into dying embers on a night in spring when the world feels old and new and ancient and fresh and right. This love that feels like the home i always wanted, feels like the hugs i used to be too scared to want, feels like the world is finally peaceful without it inevitably being ripped away. I will never control this love, i will nevee fight this love, but i will always fight for this love if i need to, i will fight for you if i need to, but i no longer want to fight. I’ve spent years fighting, now i just want to be soft and spend my life with you. My life my heart my time my love it’s all yours

Im losing my mind over the not so closeted closeted gays

Guess what I found in the BBC archives...

(absolutely nothing so I had to make my own lost footage) Video edit under the cut <3