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RB if you’re hungry

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

"Sup fucker" "Go suck a dick and enjoy it"

I’m right and I should say it

God, if only my mom took this advice 😔😔

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

A 'Love, Simon' TV Series Is Coming to Disney

Anyone else screaming?

Screaming will start now and end when this premieres!!!!! 🌈🌈🌈

Gerard: *goes into the studio to record*

Gerard:

Ryan: Synonyms are weird because if you invited someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Dallon: my favourite is “butt dial“ vs "booty call“

Ryan: It‘s called connotation

Brendon: Also "Forgive me father for i have sinned“

Brendon, winking at Ryan and Dallon: vs. "sorry Daddy, i have been naughty“

Patrick: Great news! Language is now canceled!

luther: are you awake

allison: yeah

five: you guys shh

ben: what is the meaning of life

diego: dude shut up

vanya: guys be quiet dad’s gonna hear us

klaus: you guys wanna do some drugs

// in pe //

tyler: *running faster than everyone else*

girls: he’s so fast omg i bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh

tyler, internally: keep running before josh so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAS

josh: if you were to die, what would your final words be?

tyler: finally

josh: tyler no

Nobody:

Luther:

Hargreeves Fun Time

Five: *grabs the ouija board*

Allison: no no no that’s a bad idea

Luther: yeah no thx

Diego: do u really wanna summon demons dumbass ?

Ben: m o m im afraid

Vanya: maybe i wanna be excluded for once

Klaus, walking over: sup fuckers

All of them:

Klaus: y’all are really afraid of a goddamn ouija board? bitch my whole life is a ouija board who’s going first

i sHOULDNT BE LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM

Gerard, shouting: WELL ARE YOU READY RAY

Ray, far away: yEEah

Gerard: How ‘bout you, Mikey?

Mikey, closer: Fuckin’ ready

Gerard: How 'bout you, Frank?

Frank, breathing into Gerard’s ear from the back: oh i’m there baby

Gerard: WhAt thE fUck-

me: “yo what if I’m just faking my dysphoria 🤔🤔🤔”

my dysphoria:

my last few brain cells going absolutely apeshitt when vampire money comes on

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

i felt this 😂

….

The emo teletubbies quartet

(Maybe I have an unhealthy obsession with making teletubbie edits)

nobody:

minecraft witches:

I can’t stand… book culture. One time someone got me a canvas bag that was like “Books + Tea = Perfect Day” and I drove to goodwill with that shit so fast

ATTENTION ALL TRANS PEOPLE

Your chosen name is awesome! I love it! It suits you perfectly! Stay amazing!

me: middle school honor student about to go into high school

undiagnosed mental illness:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

When you finally figure out the meaning behind a lyric/song, only to discover that it was actually much more depressing than you had originally thought, so you’re just sitting there like:

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.