I Can’t Stand… Book Culture. One Time Someone Got Me A Canvas Bag That Was Like “Books + Tea =

i need to watch this video

Shit Brendon Urie has said during todays livestream (18/4)

It’s hip to be a square.

Swallow them whole.

Nooo no no no I wanna see you kill somebody…RUN AWAY.

Well you’ll never see my bush, OK??

Drink from the pool of SEXY.

I wonder what his flesh would taste like.

My penis, my butt, my bitches know what’s up.

A FUCKING FETUS DUDE. GET OUTTA HERE.

Some balls on the east.

eat it NERD.

Let’s go clap some cheeks guys.

*Tyler Joseph joins the game*

Tyler: 

Do you have any friends that breathe really loud?…No?…you should meet some of my friends.

*whispers* Thirsty boy.

 AWHHHH It’s a DRINK. ooohhHhhhHH…Someone used the thing.

 JENNA… I’M HUNGRY.

 …Are you yelling about bits??

josh: if you were to die, what would your final words be?

tyler: finally

josh: tyler no

A 'Love, Simon' TV Series Is Coming to Disney

Anyone else screaming?

Screaming will start now and end when this premieres!!!!! 🌈🌈🌈

Brian…

me: I’m sorry. This just isn’t going to work out. I noticed when you were twirling your pasta on your fork that you were spinning the fork counterclockwise and that… just shook me to my core

Marks and Rec: Misc #1637

(They fell right into his trap.) (Dialogue from this post?)

pLEASE GOD IM GOING TO SEE THIS IN A COUPLE HOURS ILL KILL A BITCH IF SOMEONE SPOILS IT FOR ME

Feel like this is relevant rn