Shane At All The Other Demons That Come Near Ryan:

Five: What a day. Give me a beer.

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *glares*

Bartender: I.D.

Five: I’m 58 years old, just give me a fucking beer!

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *sigh* Give me a Coke.

SKSKSK

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creds to jawbrey on reddit

Hargreeves Fun Time

Five: *grabs the ouija board*

Allison: no no no that’s a bad idea

Luther: yeah no thx

Diego: do u really wanna summon demons dumbass ?

Ben: m o m im afraid

Vanya: maybe i wanna be excluded for once

Klaus, walking over: sup fuckers

All of them:

Klaus: y’all are really afraid of a goddamn ouija board? bitch my whole life is a ouija board who’s going first

OHMYFUCK DUDFTG I SCREAMED

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

AU where Mic is brave enough to roast tf out of Taco and call her out on her bs

RB if you’re hungry

me: I’m sorry. This just isn’t going to work out. I noticed when you were twirling your pasta on your fork that you were spinning the fork counterclockwise and that… just shook me to my core

WOWW

i jUST now realized that the “is there anything better than pussy” vine is Bo Burnham and I’m cryiinngg