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Meet the Band: MCR Edition

Moikey:

-Seeing him smile is like seeing a chupacabra

-Has been down with kickball since the third grade

-90% leg

-Jawline could CUT a man

-“Don’t watch me straighten my hair it’s creepy”

-The voice cracks: “DUDES” “OH MY G OD”

-Wants to roll up Dungeons and Dragons characters

-“I’ll sign em, you bring em”

-Comes with Kung Fu grip and Judo

-Way down way down way down way down WAY DOWN WAY DOWN *falls*

-The MOST adorable let him speak please for the love of god

-“Sacrificing virgins..”

OH FRANKIE?!:

-Whirling blender of chaos

-Has probably given himself whiplash

-and you can FIGHT ME FOR AN APPLE

-Literally fights everyone on stage

-“I play guitar and scream”

-“I HOPE I-” *skips line where he mentions wanting to die in front of his kids* ONE TWO THREE FOUR

-“He makes me wear these [Gerard’s gloves]”

-Likes to climb on the equipment and then fall

-tiny feets

RAY of sunshine:

-*wheezing* “look at this I just put my hand in a cupcake”

-Frank: He’s a good kisser too

Gerard: yes he’s a very good kisser

Ray: ANYWAY THANKS TO ALL THE EXTRAS WHO CAME OUT TODAY

-Frank: *climbing in the coffin*

Ray: YOU SHOWIN YOUR BUTT? NO GET OUTTA HERE-

-Musical genius and so dedicated and talented

-Mom

-Puts up with everyone’s shit

-*answering Q and A* “Frank, in Vampire Money do you say ‘aw yeah ba-’ yep there it goes.”

-FUCK yEAH, ATARI FLASHBACK

-*playing claw machine* *gestures to multiple patriotic teddy bears* “The winnings..” *cue him and Gerard making the bears sing and dance*

Gee:

-Smol teeth

-Invented red eyeshadow

-Likes to jack off the mic

-YA MOM’S COMIN

-“Shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherfucker”

-I KILLED SO MANY PLANTS

-*slurred* “It’s uhh itsswomen’s cut they ah always fall down”

-1000% chance of sass with a side of extra af

-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is an actual cinnamon roll

-“We actually like to- like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE”

-SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE

-feather boas

-“AAAAAAAAAAH IT’S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY”

he said one time that they write songs based on their emotions. he also said when he's on stage performing a song, he goes through all the emotions/feelings all over again.

oh god

why was there moaning in destroya? what was the context? why did gerard way moan in a microphone while recording it? guess we’ll never fucking know

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creds to jawbrey on reddit

Destroya

No one: Gerard:

luther: are you awake

allison: yeah

five: you guys shh

ben: what is the meaning of life

diego: dude shut up

vanya: guys be quiet dad’s gonna hear us

klaus: you guys wanna do some drugs

cat in the hat honestly is terrifying

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW IT WASNT THE TAP WATER IT WAS THE W I N D M I L L S