Kuroken Brainrot Hours>>>

Tim: what's the meanest thing you've ever done?

Jason: i know you expect me to say trying to beat you to death that one time, but in the league i once told Damian that Talia was lying about his heritage to manipulate Batman and his actual father was Lex Luthor. so that.

Tim: ?!

Jason: yeah i faked a DNA test to prove it and he believed me for like 4 months.

Tim: holy shit

Jason: to be honest the meanest part was probably putting hair removal cream in his shampoo and convincing him he was going bald due to genetics. he was nine.

Tim: you are my hero. hear me say these words. I. Love. You.

Jason: i know buddy. i know.

the funniest thing to come out of those batfam twitter au’s is the repeated gag of people getting mad at various batkids for insensitively ‘making fun’ of their dead brother by interacting with a ‘jason todd parody account’, and the kids don’t even try to defend themselves like ‘he’s dead idgaf’ while Totally Alive Jason Todd is in the replies like ‘i died just to get away from you’ and nobody ever mentions it outside of twitter. i think one day bruce is doing an interview when a reporter finally brings it up and he’s like ‘the kids are interacting with a what now’ and when he’s shown the tweets he just blinks a few times before going like ‘we all grieve in different ways,’ and then he pauses and squints at the screen before saying in a genuinely offended tone ‘does jason not follow me on twitter-!?’ and the reporter spends the next ten minutes trying to explain that it’s not jason because jason is dead while bruce completely ignores them just devastated that the parody account of his dead son isn’t following him on social media

pov: you're incapable of drawing any male character without accidentally turning them into a pretty pretty princess

(tried drawing kirishima with his hair half up...I did not mean to make him this pretty LMAO)

pov: you know you've officially become bros when you lie to a police officer together to cover up the fact you were celebrating Mardi Gras in the middle of August😔✊

King! such a momentous occassion! they're officially *wipes away a tear* bros.

Dude your writing is always such a treat to read everything you've written about these guys has been absolute gold

someone needs to give Finn a business deal asap cuz that's some genius thinking if I've ever seen it😂

lmao this Mardi Gras scenario made me think of them just celebrating holidays in the complete wrong time of the year, like it's the middle of summer and Mickey and Makki are dressed in a Onceler and Papa Smurf costume respectively, walking around town with a giant bucket of candy in their arms and periodically shouting "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" before throwing fistfuls of candy at people😭, the kids around town love it, their parents are trying to steer them away from the two while looking at them as if they're about to snatch their kids and shove them into a van💀

(yes they did paint Makki entirely blue, and yes he did drip blue paint all over the ground because apparently full body paint in the middle of summer wasn't the greatest idea. (the town cleaner had to spend several hours the next day scrubbing blue paint out of the footpath. Cory made Makki apologise. Mei was too busy shaking on the floor trying to hold in hysterical bursts of laughter while listening to Makki's story))

Mickey & Makki's grocery store adventures: the sequel!

Makki is on his soup bullshit again, Mickey is wondering what she did wrong in her life to happen to be at the supermarket during Makki's soup fixation yet again. She was only planning on buying some gum and skedaddling, they've been looking at soup for 15 minutes, someone help her. (I'm probably wildly mischaracterizing Mickey whoops)

@kingcrow01 another silly Mickey & Makki sketch since I remembered you said you were missing them a while ago lmao

disclaimer that yes I did use a photo I found on Pinterest and draw over it bc I am ✨lazy✨

I actually rlly like how I drew kenma ngl

marvel’s dedication to portraying j jonah jameson as a complex three dimensional character with likeable traits and sympathetic qualities is really funny cuz it’s led to the creation of a character who unfailingly stands for truth and integrity in journalism except for this one specific dude he is absolutely convinced is putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay

introducing toothache's lead singer, MEI!!🌸

@kingcrow01 IM BACK FROM THE DEAD MY DUDE, AND BEARING MORE TOOTHACHE GIFTS🎁

some Mei lore!🌸:

-is toothache's lead singer🎤

-22 y/o

-was the one to recruit the majority of the toothache members

-plays roller derby!

-purposely watches bad movies with $200 budgets and the wackiest titles you've ever seen

-laughs during horror movies

-can and will punch you (do not rile her up, she is way too willing to start swinging)

-lives in an apartment with her gf Tsuki

-need a hype man for literally anything? she's your go to person

-her and Finn have gamed online together for years and only realised they lived in the same town after moving into the same block of apartments

*Mei and Finn screaming on their headsets so loudly they can hear each other from the opposite sides of the building while wearing headphones*

"sorry, there's some psycho in my building yelling so loud I can hear him from all the way across the building"

"dude omg same, like, apartment etiquette much? we have thin walls over here"

"ikr, like-" *gets jumpscared mid game*

*cue to them screaming in synch*

"......"

"wait a minute"

*each opening their windows and looking in the direction of the others person's screaming before pointing at each other in unison*

"YOU!"

when you haven't even started shading your drawing yet and you've already been working on it for 14 hours👍

Everyone. Please. Write "fuck." "Damn." "Shit." "Motherfucker." Don't fucking censor. Don't write f*** when you mean fuck. Let's not encourage censorship. Let's recognize when we are participating in censorship and self-censorship. You don't have to censor your words on tumblr. You don't have to censor your stories on AO3. Please. Please. Write out the word "fuck."

If you personally don't like the word? Then there's no need to write it. If you are writing a story and you know the character curses and you don't feel comfortable writing it? Write "Character cursed." No reason to disrupt the writing, infantalize the writing, and create an ugly piece of work by writing "Character said, 'F***!'"

We can all handle the word "fuck." Please, please, just write out "fuck." I don't know what you're trying to get out of "f***" but I promise, it's not going to have the effect you want. If you really hate the word "fuck," feel free to be creative and insert another fun word. Anything but "f***."