Latest Posts by golenstar - Page 2
Not gonna lie ya'll it looks like ya boy diglet finally made it out of the ground
where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Corgi on a Carousel
My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them.
I need ittt
TIME FOR PLAN B
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SOMEONE GET THIS TO MARVEL ASAP!! I NEED ITTTT
scene in the next avengers movie that i desperately need but probably won’t happen
Everyone who was killed by Thanos/The Snap has been resurrected and are regrouping on earth. Thor is watching everyone reunite, happy for them but quietly grieving his own losses.
Then he gets smacked in the back of the head with a small rock.
He turn around all pissed off, not noticing that everyone’s gone oddly quiet, to see…Loki being a smug little shit.
The other heroes are wary, a few of them taking defensive stances, but Thor just roars and charges at his brother…
…tackle-hugging him.
And Loki probably gives some quip about Thor crushing him and aren’t you worried about your reputation with the Midgardians and do you always have to be so dramatic, brother? but Thor is sobbing so hard he can’t even speak and Loki just sighs and gives up and hugs him back.
Which makes Thor joke about Loki ruining his reputation with the Midgardians and Loki just smacks him tiredly because he’s too relieved to be angry anymore.
(bonus points if the first Loki is an illusion and Thor falls flat on his face and we get a call-back to Thor always falling for that trick from the first Avengers movie before Loki hugs him for real)
Preach Millennial Falcon!!!
I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.
I NEEED MMOOORRRREEEE!! the fate of my breathing depends on it
anyone please ask your crush out like this
Yaaaassssd
I’m so down for T'Cherik. Just imagine Erik being all possessive and dominant over T'Challa while T'Challa gets all soft and obedient .
Cuz like for T'Challa, being with Erik is the only time he doesnt have to lead and he can let himself go.
Oh and Erik would definitely get all protective and jealous over people who would even come close to T'Challa..
WHERE THE FICS AT??!
I agree with this wholeheartedly like omg there are so many other people who probably train a million times as hard, who are humble, who aren't about the money and don't make it to WWE. Cause honestly the only reason she's here is because her acting was shit and to stay relevant she joined.
Unpopular Opinion Time
I am sick and motherfuckin’ tired of all these UFC competitors coming into the WWE and being pushed to the moon. I don’t like Lesner, I don’t like Rousey, and I’m not apologizing for any of it. It is especially irritating that she’s being pushed so hard when we haven’t even got to see what she can do in the squared circle yet, or even how well she can cut a promo.
Professional wrestling is a beautiful complex art all of its own, and MMA is an equally as impressive craft, just in an entirely different way. There is so much more wrestling than people realize, and the fact of the matter is that just because you’re good at MMA, it does not mean you’ll be good as a professional wrestler and vice versa. Just ask CM Punk.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again, JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE GOOD AT MMA DOES NOT MEAN YOU’LL BE GOOD AT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.
Reblog to save a life
when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music
ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!
people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs
*while playing scrabble*
Stiles: I will put my "A" down to make "A"
Boyd: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"
Derek: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"
Lydia: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Stiles: *flips the board*
Currently wheezing
Happy Valentines day: source
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
writing adult emails is awful
its like
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
thanks!
- [name]
It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.
Guys I started lightly dipping into the boruto show honestly just to see where everyone is in life and I gotta say I wish sasuke had those deep frown marks that fugaku had.
In case you guys don’t have Twitter.
IF YOU SUPPORT THE PAUL BROTHERS FUCK OFF AND UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW. IF YOU DEFEND THIS I WILL REPORT AND BLOCK YOU BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY.
I myself haven’t yet gone to look for this video because my watch will be a view he doesn’t deserve. Please don’t go searching for this STILL MONETISED video if you are sensitive or if seeing a dead body makes you feel ill.
This is appalling that someone like this can do this and I honestly don’t have the words for it.
(Featured tweets; @therealjacksepticeye, @wiishu, @crankgameplays, @girbea brizzyvoices, Mortemer, HoodiePanda and GlitchGameplaysYT)
(I posted this before but only 1 pic posted. Let’s try again)
When your dark haired boyfriend just keeps fuckin up
Naruto to Rey: I know how you feel.
Color Synonyms
White
also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino;
Grey
also: dust; stone; pepper;
Black
also: coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky;
Tan
also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny;
Brown
also: henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze;
Red
also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine; fire-engine; ruddy
Orange
also: pumpkin ; rust ;
Yellow
also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum;
Green
also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest;
Blue
also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;
Purple
also: berry; amaranthine;
Pink
also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ;
—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/
—–additional synonyms added by me
A friend of mine on FB wrote this and, with their permission, told me that I could share it. I got more than a bit choked up reading it. Enjoy.
I’m 6 years old, and I’m Luke Skywalker, blowing up the Death Star in his X-Wing and using the Force… until I go outside to play Star Wars with the neighborhood kids, and I’m told I can’t be Luke because I’m a girl. I have to be Leia instead. Nothing wrong with Leia, but she’s the girl. She’s my only option, otherwise, I’m not allowed to play.
I’m 7 years old, and I’m She-Ra, with a pegasus and sword and… and no one wants to play She-Ra, because He-Man is better, stupid girl, duh. No boy wants to play a girl character. Duh. Stupid girl.
I’m 8 years old, and I’m Liono, with the Sword of Omens, telling me the future and defeating my enemies… until I can’t, because I’m a girl. I have to be Cheetara, even though I don’t like to run around really fast. She’s the girl. She’s my only option.
I’m 10 years old, and I’m a Ninja Turtle. I have these cool weapons and know martial arts… until I can’t be, because I’m a girl. I have to be April. She doesn’t get to do much, but she’s the girl. She’s my only option. If the other girl wants to play, she gets to be April, and I’m out, because she’s prettier.
I’m 14 years old, and my father yells at me again to stop being such a girl. Stop being weak. Stop being stupid. Stop being you.
I’m 17 years old, and set foot in a comic shop for the first time, only to be told girls don’t read comics. I must just be trying to impress my boyfriend. I don’t even get to ask if they had that book I read part of, with the beautiful woman who was Death, who saved a teenage boy.
I’m 24, and I’m Jean Grey, the powerful Phoenix, but turned into some weird Scarlet Witch hybrid who must die at the hands of Wolverine, because Logan just needed a little more angst.
I’m 28 and I’m Commander Shepard at the helm of the Normandy, but just having the OPTION of a female player character sends hordes of men into a blind rage, intent on stamping out any joy I might derive from this. I have to mute tons of keywords online and play in friends-only groups if I want to avoid being called a cunt for the sin of logging into multiplayer with a female avatar.
I’m 32 and I get a job running a comic shop. I tell my boss I’d like to have ladies nights. He asks, “But when is men’s night?”
I’m 33 and I’m Rey, facing down Kylo and digging deep to survive, despite being terrified. I’ve been fighting my whole life, though, and I manage to get out of it alive. I spend the next 6 months listening to every other guy who comes into my shop informing me that she’s a Mary Sue and how stupid it was to crowbar her in just for the sake of appeasing the females and pandering to feminazis.
I’m 34 and I get to be a Ghostbuster! My heart sings as I dual-wield proton guns, but when the battle’s over, I have to listen to all these guys trash it and talk about how women just aren’t funny and should stop trying.
I’m 34, and I am NOT MCU Black Widow, who categorizes herself as a monster because she can’t have children, who laughs as her male coworkers make rape jokes at the office party. I am NOT MCU Scarlet Witch, who is a problem for the men to deal with, who has to stay home and cook dinner while they take care of business, because she’s just too emotional.
Today, I’m 35, and I’m Diana of Themyscira, striding across a battlefield as everyone follows her lead. I’ve been waiting for this battle my whole life. Going into the movie, I had yet to see a single bad review, from anyone, regardless of gender. I had heard no one saying the movie was pointless or stupid or just another instance of women ruining everything. There is this tall, powerful, beautiful female hero, and no one is acting like it’s their job to tear her down. I look at the trending topics today, and everyone still loves it. The naysayers are a fringe minority. There is valid criticism, as the movie isn’t perfect. It has some problems, but overall, it’s GOOD. Finally. This is what it feels like. So yeah, I cried. I cried a lot. I’ll probably mist up a lot more times when I watch it. Everyone should get to feel like that.
Yesterday my dad told me something that I think maybe more people need to hear.
You’re allowed to just do things for fun.
He told me that in this modern society, especially the United States, we seem to have this attitude that we shouldn’t do something unless we’re aiming to be the best at it. If we can’t sing like Beyonce or Frank Sinatra or something there’s no point to singing. If we can’t make the next big breakthrough there’s no point in looking into mechanics and engineering.
But, he tells me, it took him a long time to figure out that life doesn’t have to be a race. If you want to take up the piano when you’re a teenager or later you’re not going to master it. You’re not going to be able to play to huge concert halls, but that also shouldn’t stop you. You can study a language out of curiosity and then drop the ball if you want. You can just get okay at something or even be terrible at it. You can drop it for days or years and then pick it up again and it doesn’t have to be a shameful thing.
I’m really glad he told me that because today I opened my sketchpad for the first time in months and just started drawing. And it looks terrible. But I don’t care. I don’t have the talent or patience or spacial awareness to get anywhere near good at drawing, but it’s fun. It helps me focus my mind and nobody has to see it.
And because of what he told me, I’m thinking maybe someday soon I will take up the bass guitar. And I won’t worry about how well I do, or how fast I learn, or that I haven’t played an instrument since sixth grade, or that I don’t have that much time to practice. I’m just gonna enjoy the experience. Maybe I’ll try swing dancing again and take a class because I’m not the best dancer but damn if it isn’t fun.
Yeah, you don’t have to be good at things. It’s not a requirement. Maybe that seems obvious but it had never occurred to me before. You’re allowed to just enjoy what you’re doing. For me, that feels like a life changing revelation. I don’t have to be good at something to like it. I don’t have to put 100% effort into everything I do. It’s kind of amazing.
New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift
SPIN OFFS?
Ok I already know that teen wolf is already getting a spin off (even though I don't think it will fair better than the original) but (and I might be imagining this) Ian bohen put a tweet up saying there should be a hale spin off and like omg would I be so down for that! Like imagine all the different aspects and just times they could explore. Think about it
Smol derek, smol cora,Peter and Chris relationship, talia ...TALIA, Laura and all her greatness and any other family members them as a pack interacting with each other like my god I want it
AAAHHHH
Zeraora both normal and shiny - Pure Electric Type
This is just examples of Gameplay screenshots.
Not available until 2018.
This is canon, right
Can you explain that post about the Belle doll collections I don't get it
Classic.
Writing about a child rapist did not make Vladimir Nabokov a child rapist.
Writing about an authoritarian theocracy did not make Margaret Atwood an authoritarian theocrat.
Writing about adultery did not make Leo Tolstoy an adulterer.
Writing about a ghost did not make Toni Morrison a ghost.
Writing about a murderer did not make Fyodor Dostoevsky a murderer.
Writing about a teenage addict did not make Isabel Allende a teenage addict.
Writing about dragons and ice zombies did not make George R.R. Martin either of those things.
Writing about rich heiresses, socially awkward bachelors, and cougar widows did not make Jane Austen any of those things.
Writing about people who can control earthquakes did not make N.K. Jemisin able to control earthquakes.
Writing about your favorite characters and/or ships in situations that you choose does not make you a bad person.
It’s a shame that in this day and age these things need to be said.
Guys!
Harry's face when he throws off the lasso is me trying to escape responsibility.
That is all.