Went To A Zine Fest And Took A Picture Of A Bumper Sticker That Said “honk If You Love Old Man Yaoi”

I want to send this to my mom because she would have no idea what any of these words mean

Writing another Drake and josh scream au with smth like gale/Dewey romance from the movies, it's subtle but it there's ykwim. (I say writing, I'm really just planning this in my head until I get my computer)

New JFK conspiracy: the car shot him

literally insane to me that some bitch hasn’t wifey’ed me tf up yet. am i not hot enough (obviously i am), is my hair not silky enough (unlikely), are my eyes not big brown and wet enough (impossible), is my ass not fat enough (don’t make me laugh) so ?????

manifesting this year that some hot mf swoops in and pushes me against a wall (with love). bonus points if it’s a hot butch, mandatory that we get a little gay with it

“People laying awake at night are either in love or BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!”

Bro what if I’m laying awake at night reading old men yaoi and thinking about the fact that I am in fact NOT asexual and actually just wish I had a dick????

WHAT THEN????

I’m yearning. Someone sedate me pls

YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED

I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME

Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it

Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!

Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse

11k words, one chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467

Yes bc after House says “what do you want to do with your last five months” they definitely went inside and fucked nasty style

I dont make the rules

i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

I'm so in love with how it turn out!!! 🩷🎤🎶🎵 The blush in Sonic's cheeks it's from the pink light, definitely, not from any gay reason .

UPDATE: Thesis is submitted and I switched to writing self indulgent House MD fanfiction and I’ve written nearly 30k words of it

I have a project that determines if I graduate with honors due in 3(?) days and it isn’t finished but my brain decided to hyper focus on writing self indulgent SVU fanfiction which is funny because I haven’t actually engaged in writing for weeks but yesterday I wrote 5k words about a ship I didn’t even ship until I had a prophetic dream about it

I will not admit what the ship is unless someone asks (it is mlm if that helps or hinders you)

I’m losing my mind