The air smells like neglecting my sleep schedule and skipping class to reread my favorite books and quitting my job and writing until I can’t feel my fingers and telling my friends that I love them so much that it gives me heartburn and eating the same three meals because they taste so fucking good and cracking jokes that’ll make people uncomfortable and—
So very randomly last April I was pulled into a little friend group and I’ve had to lie to the two other people in this group about having other friends to hang out with!!! Like lol I was/am a friendless loser so you two are it!!!
Like the other friends I’ve had I talk to like once every six months and don’t hang out with in person lol
Invited just those two goons to have dinner w me for my birthday and they seemed shocked it was just the two of them so I lied and said that my other friends and I were meeting up another day >:)
This is not Sad at all don’t say anything
My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine
I’m trying to queer up my parents’ favorite shows so I can be annoying but here’s a few I’m having trouble with send help:
1) NCIS (all I can think of is Abby and Kate but I need more)
2) Bones (this show is painfully heterosexual and also one of my favorites pls enlighten me)
3) Madame Secretary (yes there is a bi character I think but I’m talking about making two prominent characters have homosexual horny fag sex)
4) Dexter (I want to piss off my dad)
5) Royal Pains (my mom has rewatched this show like 6 times and I still don’t know what is going on or who anyone is)
All I’m asking for is a ship name or some kind of pairing and I will do my own research thank you and goodnight
Dysphoria Hoodie is so real but can we give a round of applause to Autism Hoodie?
u were always there for my autistic ass when textures were awful, the world was too bright & loud, eye contact needed to be avoided, and i didn't know what to do with my hands. u even let me use your pullstrings as a stim toy. truest ride or die bestie i'll ever know 🫶💖🫡
can u drop the link to the rsl pinterest board pls.....
This isn’t like 100% RSL bc I wanted to just make a Pinterest board of sexy 90s men from the 90s but I think at least half of it is RSL so have fun :)
10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine
hey so fuck you actually, i know you hate youself and stuff but i’m actually in love with you and everything will feel better if i kiss you on the lips
source: trust me bro
Big writers block tip I learned that can be helpful but also super dangerous:
Write the scenes in whatever damn order you want and then eventually you’ll be done (or alternatively you’ll end up avoiding the One Scene that’s bothering you bc you already wrote everything else you wanted to write)
when i realize i have to write the scenes in order to get to the scenes i want to write
Today in class we were watching a historical drama and there was a cut away to a garden filled with bees and it reminded me of when I was a kid and on some days we couldn’t mow the lawn because of the ground bees but now my bee garden that I’ve had the last several years is usually bee free and now my head hurts remembering this memory again