Saw This Tweet And I Knew What Had To Be Done

Nami I love you

Okay so I have this AU in which Monodeku are pro-heroes and live in an apartment together (with two cats but that's not important) and I also have this headcanon that Izuku can't cook. Anyways Neito shares his boyfriend's attempts at cooking with their friend group (Ochako, Tenya, Tsu, Shouto, Testu and Kendo) and it's just, so horrible. He burnt the mushroom cream soup :(

THIS IS SO SILLY OMG. WAIT. IM ACTUALLY GIGGLING SO BAD. I'm picturing monoma sending pictures of his dinner and going "guess what this is guys" and ochaco goes "IS HE TRYING TO KILL YOU??" And then tetsu sends like twelve articles called 'easy to make recipes for people who can't cook' kendou follows tetsu texts with "all of those look too hard for midoriya to make I'm sorry"

Shouto says that he'd try midoriya meal because he 'put so much effort in it' and then tsu says she already has a coffin ready

Tenya trys to convince everything that it's very admirable how much midriya and trying to cook yet when asked if he'd try midoriyas food he's extremely silent for some strange and totally unusual reason

Midoriya finally texts back "IT WAS A GRILLED CHEESE"

LET HIM WEAR THIGH HIGHS GOD DAMN IT

Boooooo

“Aren’t those the Straw Hats?! Should we go get them before they cause any more trouble?”

Fic idea where monoma goes to the support course to talk about how to improve his costume and quirk and stuff and midoriya goes "THANK GOD YOURE HERE YOUR QUIRK IS SO COOL AND YOURE USING IT ALL WRONG AND AND" and then midoriya like lifts a giant chunk of metal off the ground because the support course room is a mess and monoma goes 'oh my god he's so strong. And he's smart and he likes my quirk. And he's cute.' And then suddenlyyyy monoma is having problems with his costume every dayyyy and needs to see the support course oh nooooo

Midoriya, offhandedly: yeah I’ve really been into genshin lately 

monoma: fucking incel. 

also monoma, 5 minutes later: where do I buy a genshin impact cosplay. 

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T POSTED THUS HELLO???

He's so pretty I love drawing him so much you guys.

Ace 🤗 no tattoo under cut cause I’m proud of the back