Okay so I have this AU in which Monodeku are pro-heroes and live in an apartment together (with two cats but that's not important) and I also have this headcanon that Izuku can't cook. Anyways Neito shares his boyfriend's attempts at cooking with their friend group (Ochako, Tenya, Tsu, Shouto, Testu and Kendo) and it's just, so horrible. He burnt the mushroom cream soup :(
THIS IS SO SILLY OMG. WAIT. IM ACTUALLY GIGGLING SO BAD. I'm picturing monoma sending pictures of his dinner and going "guess what this is guys" and ochaco goes "IS HE TRYING TO KILL YOU??" And then tetsu sends like twelve articles called 'easy to make recipes for people who can't cook' kendou follows tetsu texts with "all of those look too hard for midoriya to make I'm sorry"
Shouto says that he'd try midoriya meal because he 'put so much effort in it' and then tsu says she already has a coffin ready
Tenya trys to convince everything that it's very admirable how much midriya and trying to cook yet when asked if he'd try midoriyas food he's extremely silent for some strange and totally unusual reason
Midoriya finally texts back "IT WAS A GRILLED CHEESE"
monodeku moment where after the cultural festival Midoriya and Monoma both stayed after school to clean and ended up on the same train home. Midoriya is dead tired, monoma is sitting next to him, and BAM Midoriya is asleep on Monoma's shoulders. And like consider monoma being like 'he looks so comfortable, and so soft and I dont want to wake him up thats like waking up a cat' so they both end up missing their stops several times. Midoriya wakes up and is like 'OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY' and monoma is like 'its chill, youre one of the few 1-A students I actually tolerate' and then Midoriya slowly starts to notice that monoma is actually obviously pining after him all the time and then it turns into mutual pining <3
I've already talked about how I have a lot of issues with Momos' quirk but todays rant is about her hero costume (which I talked a little bit about in the first rant which wasn't actually labeled a rant)!
As we all know, Momo has one of the worst hero costumes, both in functionality and in appearance. I wanna start with appearance since it will be the shorter of the two topics :)
Her hero costume is ugly. Plain and simple as that statement is, its true. The belt is by far my least favorite part. It has no functionality and just looks clunky and gross in contrast to the body suit. The colors of her hero costume bug me as well but not as much as a lot of the other ones. I really like the design she has on the body suit portion but that's about the only thing positive about the way it looks.
Onto functionality!!
I've discussed how I think Momos' quirk actually works-which would open up a whole world of costumes for her-but this section will be sticking with the canon explanation. For starters, the fact that she is missing the entire middle section is dangerous for so many reasons. So many important organs are exposed like that and it leaves her vulnerable.
The self on the back of her belt serves no purpose?? its supposed to be their to hold a book that contains the chemical composition of things but how is the book going to stay on the shelf when there is no way to hold it in place?? She has no pockets??? for what?? It would make so much sense if she had pockets to store snacks to help with her quirk but she just doesn't?? AND WHY DOES SHE HAVE HEELS?? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GIRLS HAVING HEELS?? IS STEALTH NOT IMPORTANT TO HEROICS??
An extra section: The changes that I would make because I think about this a lot.
For starters, I would change the fabric all together. There is a fabric out there (that I sadly forgot the name of) that is a tightly knit mesh. When something punctures it, it makes space for that object and then when the object it removed it closes the space. This is the fabric I would make her hero costume out of because she could just make things and the fabric would create the space for her to produce it.
I would give her pockets!! As I mentioned before its ridiculous that she doesn't have pockets. I think she deserves them :)
If she really wanted a hole in her hero costume I would move it to her back. There is more space there and she wouldn't have to wear something so revealing.
GET RID OF THE SWIMSUIT-ESK BODYSUIT AND GIVE HER SOME SHORTS!! Plus revamp her belt and give that pockets as well as making it less clunky. Plus she could probably fit a much smaller version of that big ass book in one of the pouches a belt would bring.
Aaaaaand finally! I'd remove the dumb heels on her boots.
TLDR: Momo has such a bad hero costume and there are tones of improvements that could be made.
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"Okay, guys, help." Monoma begged.
"We're not making you another fake ID so you can buy wine." Fukidashi deadpanned.
"Not that." Monoma waved him off. "I'm running out of ideas."
"Did you try looking so far down on 1-A that you're looking up?" Kaibara recommended.
"Yeah." Monoma frowned. "This is different. I'm running out of ways I can be mean to Deku."
"You realize that literally only Bakugou is mean to him, right?" Kuroiro pointed out. "You're having a competition with only him at this point."
"I KNOW I AM." Monoma seethed. "THAT'S WHY I NEED IDEAS."
"Oh, for-" Kendou sighed. "Just try and find a common interest with Midoriya! Give him a dynamic with him that he's unable to replicate with Bakugou, something that Bakugou will NEVER give him back!"
Class 1-B stared in shock at their president.
"Look." Kendou said with a dead look in her eye. "If this gets Yaoyorozu to stop being in Midoriya's harem." Unsaid was, "and start being in mine".
"What do I have in common with Deku..." Monoma hummed. "I... Suppose we both like Quirks? I'll try that and report back."
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"How'd it go?" Kuroiro asked.
Monoma stared, defeated, at his lunch.
"Have you ever noticed," Monoma began, "How adorable it is when Midoriya rambles?"
"Oh, no." Kuroiro facepalmed.
Monodeku is literally just:
monoma: we can't be in love!! were forbidden rivals, forever fainted to be in a limbo between hatred and romance <//3
Midoriya: Okay!! but youre pretty <3
Monoma: Nooooo!! the rivalry!!
Literally anyone else: you do realize you're the only one holding yourself to these standards right??
Monodeku au midoriya monoma shinsou todoroki tetsutetsu idol group where it's painfully obvious monoma and midoriya are in love
Like think of those compilations of idol variety show clips but it's one called "midoriya being obviously in love with monoma for 15 minutes" and then in like half of the clips todoroki or shinsou are behind monoma or midoriya and going "just fucking kiss already."
HII I ABSOLUTELY ADORE MONODEKU <3333 THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER
AAAA!!!! IM AKWAYS SO HAPPY TO GET MORE PEOPLE INTO THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH !! They’re so in love my god<3 here’s a monodeku wip I’m working on <33
monodeku au where izuku plays this one dating sim visual novel game and one of the characters is monoma.
and i mean that literally. like monoma got trapped in this game somehow.
when monoma starts talking to izuku, izuku thinks "oh this must be a 4th wall break horror type thing" but when he posted about it or something people thought that monoma was a fan character he made (since he like, isnt in the game game, just trapped in izukus)