Wanted to make a meme with this about the Golden Flames AU, but it wasn't much of a choice
I'll make one anyway:
Wukong: I am a living legend, I don't need anyone (not anymore)
Red Boy: *exists*
Wukong:
I FINALLY GOT THEM
Of course, the first thing I did was make them hold hands
Like the boyfriends they are
If daddy issues make you a people pleaser and mommy issues make you, like, a sociopath
What the hell does that make him?
Wukong: Alright. Just have to keep my sworn-brother-who-i-just-sealed-under-a-mountain's kid from dying for an unspecified amount of time, no problem
Baby Red: *holds wukongs finger in that specific baby way*
Wukong: Oh no! I am attached
Learning French made my brain melt so here a horrible joke:
What was sealed away on a Saturday?
The samedi fire
(Badum tsss)
Red Boy:*vibrating out of his skin because he got to meet Nezha*
Nezha:*mentally creating a list of things Wukong really needs to teach the kid(stranger danger is high on the list, because it was pure luck that he only met nice people)*
Mei definitely has Red Son in her contacts either as 'Red Boi' (or some kind of other rendition of that) or as 'moo' both options with an ungodly amount of emojis, and his contact picture is one of those mooshroom cows from minecraft(cause red, and cow, get it?), but with angry eyebrows drawn on it(or a chicken with angry eyebrows drawn on it, or basically anything with angry eyebrows drawn on it)
S4 special spoilers kinda
HELP NOT MK MAKING A RED SON
okay if red boy beating up swk is canon in lego monkie kid... when in the timeline did red son beat up swk 😭😭 pre-sealing when he was a literal BABY or post-sealing when he was severely weakened.
this is a serious question. did swk get bodied by a baby or by someone at like a 5th of their true power .