Why Does This Feel Like It Would Fit For Parker And Elliot With Hardison As Spotter?

Do you think "Riddle me this, Batman?" has become a common lexicon among Gothamnites for when they don't understand something?

I like to think it has. I like to think they've heard The Riddler say it one too many times, and now it's just ingrained into their collective psyches in much the same way as "No shit, Sherlock" is.

I also like to imagine Bruce Wayne making a rare appearance at a corporate meeting, and the latest Gen Z hire, a generation that infamously doesn't fuck with formal office corporate speak, just leans over the table and says, "Okay, I hear what you're saying, but riddle me this, Batman," and Bruce tries not to choke on his coffee.

“You know how Holy Water is lethal to demons? Well, Hot Dog Water does the same thing to Angels.”

Pretty

moon snail 🌕

Two clone commanders from different battalions meeting up to plan a joint operation but neither can remember the others name

Cute

Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨

you can only reblog this today

King Shit

shut up