Don't be a douche on my dash. [Pronouns: He/They. 1998]
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If UKIP get in
This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, “But why are the kids crying?” And the kids will say, “Haven’t you heard? Rick is dead! The People’s Poet is dead!
The Young Ones
R.I.P Rik Mayall. Completely gutted for comedy right now.
(via jeanralphi0)
Blackadder Goes Forth ending scene
It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.
Hello,
do you have a gif for the situation when your client keeps coming back to you with the same dumb queries that you have already responded to, so in the end you decide to charge them for the time spent upon the e-mail conversation?
It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.
The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”
Bing’s top search is probably “google”.
silbling goals
There should be a reverse Viagra that keeps your penis flaccid so you don’t get a boner in an awkward situation.
When the Hulk gives up and reverts to Bruce Banner, he just rage quit.
So I really want a buddy cop movie staring these two. And so… This happened
I’ve never understood how “casual” is supposed to be an insult
Like ooohh yeah I play video games for fun in my free time you got me
when i find myself in times of trouble
sheogorath comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
put the crystals away everyone, jamie has a better solution
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
nudists don’t have pockets
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
Child abduction social experiment
Video
Is the “S” or “C” in scent silent?
I wonder what ‘Do Not Touch’ is in Braille…
What is this word called sleep? I don’t think it is in the Tumblr dictionary.
If I had a twin who was five minutes younger than me, I’d always tell him “When I was your age” and proceed to tell him what I did five minutes ago.
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