Is the “S” or “C” in scent silent?
The Anger Noodle waiting in the bath while I clean his room.
“Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”
“I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside"
“I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to"
“when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”
”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”
happy birthday to our cutie leader, kim namjoon! ♡
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steve rogers is such a violent romantic setting up dates before he crashes a plane, getting his face punched in yet reciting lifetime vows
In your head:
In paper:
William the Bloody, slayer of Slayers, one of the worst vampires in history
DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD
You can only reblog this today.
The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”
Don't be a douche on my dash. [Pronouns: He/They. 1998]
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