Fire-fist-donut-man - ✨️Ratt Boy✨️

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

if you ship curly x jimmy, (dis)respectfully get the hell away from me

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

Sanji : We could form a beautiful relationship where we benefit fron each other!

Y/n : Not interested.

Sanji : If you do not want to be my master, you could be my wife instead!

“Actually the Institute intentionally slowed and sabotaged progress on the surface so that they could continue their research without a coordinated resistance” that’s cool man does this little factoid have any affect on the narrative or gameplay or is it just Todd covering his ass

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet