I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”
Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
I played the tf2 game before I read the comics, and when I was looking up fanart before reading the naked and the dead I saw art of snipers post death/revival scars and I just thought yall had given him really sick top surgery scars.
Yeah like that… 👆🏻
Since Pride Month is starting tomorrow, I want to say something:
Labels are a lot like clothes. Sometimes we know early on what suits us best. Sometimes we try through different looks to find the one that feels right.
At one point, you find a piece of clothing that is perfect. It has the right cut, is your favorite color, and the design is simply perfect. It is soft to touch and keeps you warm. You just love this piece. Time passes and changes, and so do you. Maybe your favorite piece of clothing grows with you. Or maybe you outgrow it, and find something that fits you even better. You won't forget your old favorite, but you can't keep wearing it now that you have the new one. It just doesn't feel right.
Maybe you don't find the perfect piece of clothing. Then you just settle with what feels the most comfortable. Sure, it may be a bit too big, or the design is not quite what you wanted, but it feels like it could belong to you. Maybe you have the perfect piece, but can't show it openly, because others will judge you badly for it. Your family always wore this one brand of clothes, how dare you go for another one? They dressed you in this one brand all your life, why would you want to change it? They may not understand right away. Maybe they never will. But there are people who love the same brand that you do.
We can't force anyone to wear specific clothes just because we do. If they don't feel comfortable in the ones they wear, we can offer other pieces that we think could fit them. But in the end, everyone has to chose their outfit themself.
WE NEED TO KILL HIM
Hear me out... Fallout companions, but they have perks that actually show up throughout the game.
[pfp doesn't belong to me] 19 yrs old (They/Them) Commissions and requests are open!
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