Hear Me Out... Fallout Companions, But They Have Perks That Actually Show Up Throughout The Game.

Funny things abt Arcade Gannon that I LOVE:

He gets angrier when activating Archimedes than when you literally sell him into slavery. The difference between his fake-nice "Hi! Did you always mean to sell me to Caesar or was that a spur-of-the-moment thing?" And him screaming "YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?" is SO FUNNY.

ALSO WHY CAN YOU DO THAT?? WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE FACT YOU CAN SELL HIM TO CAESAR???

How nice he is to a low-int Courier. He feels responsible for you and tags along to make sure you don't die. There's a low-int dialog option when he remarks on ED-E also, where the player can say they don't know what an EMP grenade is and he responds: "It's... a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don't worry about it. Silly Arcade's just telling magnetic field jokes for his own amusement" (the only time he's rude to the low-int Courier is when they turn on Archimedes, and even then, he just calls them a moron.)

You can make him a follower by (as prev mentioned) being stupid, charismatic, a good friend of his organization, or gay as a daisy. Male couriers flirt with him ONCE and he abandons everything. Idiot couriers stumble over their words and he feels a horrible amount of sympathy for them, to the point he simply cannot let them walk off and die bc of something stupid.

He is, to his core, an idealist. This does not work in his favor in most of his endings.

Some of his only friends are war criminals.

since the anarchy symbol is considered a terrorist symbol, do u think people could start using yes man's face and, in turn, get his face legally declared as a symbol of terrorism?

Toonjuice: babes, I'd still date you if were a worm♡

Y/n: I'm pretty sure you'd eat me-

Toonjuice: and? You love it when I eat your-

Y/n: that's enough

yeah it's called my mutuals circle on tumblr

You know it’s over when you start looking up x Reader fanfics of that one character

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Thinking about the time telltale said how Rhys is the only telltale character that likes pineapple on pizza. And I think it's really funny because Vaughnn was not on that list. I'm sure he despises him. smh.

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Bad writer lol

Scout pouring bleach while crying: Spy: Wtf?! Why are you doing idiot?! Scout puts the bleach down and turns to Spy: I was searching for Medic cuz I broke a rib and when I enter that room there was Medic and Heavy fucking! Spy: So what did you do? Scout: I just ran away Spy: That's gotta be traumatizing Scout takes a sip of bleach: yeah....

Yeah like that… 👆🏻