Type Of Man That Leeches Into My Brain Like SHITTY EVIL POISON. But Its My Bday 2morrow So I Can Draw

Tumblr at its finest

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

Playing fallout rn is definitely something…

Cows make milk, milks gets turned to butter; butter goes on top of hot steak, cows make their own toppings.

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

The faggots don't claim him

sorta companion piece to these doodles

something that’s crossed my mind in the context of deacon and bunny getting together/starting a family. how do you react when two ppl you really respect but maybe don’t exactly Love say they’re having a kid together.

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?